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Jun 10, 2024 15:38
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- dogcrash truther
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Yellow has a peanut inside. Red is hosed
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Jul 9, 2014 23:35
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- dogcrash truther
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The peanut makes him stronger
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Jul 9, 2014 23:38
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- dogcrash truther
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It's canon
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Jul 9, 2014 23:38
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- GEExCEE
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on one hand, red is the color of a winner. and everyone loves a winner.
but yellow has the height, he has the weight, and its a peanut doggoneit. despite his dopey, laid back demeannor, I'm gonna have to hand this one to yellow.
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Jul 9, 2014 23:45
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- dogcrash truther
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red can win, if he uses an IED
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Jul 9, 2014 23:48
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- weird
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by zen death robot
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the red m&m is so full of himself, so cool and cynical, well you don't even have a peanut dude, you're a loving smartie
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Jul 9, 2014 23:48
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- GEExCEE
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the peanut will taste victory inshallah
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Jul 9, 2014 23:50
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- dogcrash truther
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inmagine the red m&m popping a boner and the boner breaks through his candy shell hahahaha
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Jul 9, 2014 23:50
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- Looke
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yellow is also retarded thus red has a minor advantage
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Jul 9, 2014 23:51
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- dogcrash truther
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yellow is also retarded thus red has a minor advantage
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110624074640AABjWpT
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Jul 9, 2014 23:53
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- GEExCEE
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Jul 9, 2014 23:54
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- Looke
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yellow wins
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Jul 9, 2014 23:55
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- dogcrash truther
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however, i think in the end, red would win
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Jul 9, 2014 23:58
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- GEExCEE
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after a careful review of the available data, we predict that the Yellow M&M will be the Democratic nominee for the 2016 presidential election.
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Jul 9, 2014 23:58
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- Looke
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Yellow: Tell me bout the M&M minis Red.
Red: We're gonna get a little place.
Yellow: We're gonna......have...
Red: We're gonna have a little place with a hutch for the minis.
Yellow: and I get......to tend......to the M&M minis.
[Red shoots Yellow in the back of the head, Yellow dies; Red looks at Yellow sadly, sighs and walks to Yellow, leans down to him; scene cuts to Red sitting on train at night again; scene cuts to Red remembering his and Yellow's final happy memory as they both toss a bag of sugar onto a horse wagon, both look at each other, and walk away happily]
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Jul 10, 2014 00:12
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- beer pal
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Yellow: Tell me bout the M&M minis Red.
Red: We're gonna get a little place.
Yellow: We're gonna......have...
Red: We're gonna have a little place with a hutch for the minis.
Yellow: and I get......to tend......to the M&M minis.
[Red shoots Yellow in the back of the head, Yellow dies; Red looks at Yellow sadly, sighs and walks to Yellow, leans down to him; scene cuts to Red sitting on train at night again; scene cuts to Red remembering his and Yellow's final happy memory as they both toss a bag of sugar onto a horse wagon, both look at each other, and walk away happily]
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Jul 10, 2014 00:15
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- beer pal
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yellow would "win" the fight in the traditional sense, but red would be released from a life as a corporate mascot and an aberration of nature and, indeed, as a sentient being, with all the pain and heartache that comes with it, and as such, it's red that would really win.
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Jul 10, 2014 00:17
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- Cactus Ghost
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you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc
the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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yellow would "win" the fight in the traditional sense, but red would be released from a life as a corporate mascot and an aberration of nature and, indeed, as a sentient being, with all the pain and heartache that comes with it, and as such, it's red that would really win.
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Jul 10, 2014 03:01
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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inmagine the red m&m popping a boner and the boner breaks through his candy shell hahahaha
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Jul 10, 2014 03:13
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by zen death robot
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Jul 10, 2014 03:19
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- Harime Nui
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The New Insincerity
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Yellow is basically retarded, I'm p. sure Red could just smash one of his knees and take him down
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Jul 10, 2014 03:22
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- Izumi Konata
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by Ralp
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this kid at school told me yellow five is a carcinogenic neurotoxin and red 40 is a stimulant. heres a video of insects fighting in a jar
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Jul 10, 2014 03:35
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- Harime Nui
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The New Insincerity
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Excuse me!! Excuse me!!! Yellow would destroy red, it wouldn't even be a fight. It would just be a very late abortion. Kid, you don't know poo poo about M&M cannon. Watch this vid before you even try to reply:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSZrfWwMA_M
Just look at those toned muscular arms, the thick horse like legs, the dull sullen expression. That is the demeanor of a mildy retarded strong man on a hair trigger. Yellow is the kind of guy where it isn't even safe to hug him because he might get confused and cave in your skull and he thinks he's just playing a game with you. You really think red M&M can do anything to that? Please.
Your passion and knowledge has convinced me, Mighty Stalker 
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Jul 10, 2014 03:48
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- SamEyeAm
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Yellow is basically retarded, I'm p. sure Red could just smash one of his knees and take him down
I agree. red is a dirty bastard. he would win by any means necessary
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Jul 10, 2014 03:51
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Red: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Yellow: You're that smart?
Red: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Yellow: Yes.
Red: Morons.
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