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The tinge of depression you feel when your smartphone is charging on your desk and your mouse cursor reflects off of the screen right over the flashing light that alerts you when you have a new text message, and you get really excited and hopeful that someone wants to talk to you and pick your phone up and press the unlock button and realize no, you're still friendless and lonely |
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i live in a technology fueled world but i still cant use my ipod instead of petrol, uhhh hello? i thought we were past this. |
# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:06 |
i have too many things | |
# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:08 |
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Everybody is like why would you want to go back to the past and die at age 60 if not sooner and I'm like why don't you just go loving cry that you were born in the wrong time to live to 200 human being |
# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:08 |
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willy engrossing pills are hornswoggle |
# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:12 |
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waitin by the mailbox for my jigga pills to arrive |
# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:13 |
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Ape Fist posted:willy engrossing pills are hornswoggle Not my experience... I've been pretty engrossed in dicks and balls ever since I took the tallywhacker troche plunge |
# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:16 |
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i hate sucking off a senator in a public bathroom and then 5 people tweeting about it back in the good old days there had to be a reporter taking a dump in the stall next to us in order for it leak to press |
# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:28 |
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I take tech breaks. I'm the most tech dependent person ever. Not tech socially dependent. I don't really have too many friends I talk to online, just a few important ones. I don't even have a cell phone. (I use my wife's). I do however have a tech dependency on life automation. Everything I do or need to do is told to me by a computer. I have written custom software and mounted a tablet on my wall in the kitchen to automatically tell me what to do and have a web server where my wife can set reminders, schedules everything. Also a torrenting framework that automatically gets my entertainment. I also have an in-house IRC server so if I am across the house my wife can send me messages. Even though my tech life is essentially on autopilot I take a week or two away from it. Technology is the only way mankind can evolve these days. But technology can also induce sickness and dependence. Which devalues experiences in your life greatly. PandaCookies fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Jul 10, 2014 |
# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:39 |
You, I'm wondering mannequin and machine If you use parts made in Japan, I'm modren man I have a secret that had been hidden under the skin of my My brain, IBM, my blood is boiling, my heart in human So, do not be surprised if you look at me acting strangely you I am a man of only had to be someone, and I want to hide somewhere I live in order to keep me, I just stay alive You want to hide in order to keep me alive somewhere I feelings of what you see - not a not a robot without me Since I'm coming to help you with your problem, we can be free I forget what you know, I'm not the Messiah, is not a hero I am a man of just beyond the control of his situation such The control we need all the controls beyond me I need that require control of all the control we Modren man, I am hiding mask So, it is not possible to see the true identity of anyone I thank you very much For performing not want anyone that the work thank you very much Only when necessary, and I to help escape me Thank you, thank you, thank you thank you I want to thank you, please, I thank you The technology too much: Look, plain of the problem Machine to save our lives. Machine, dehumanize. |
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:01 |
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can i remote control my buttplug from my iphone yet?! |
# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:14 |
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CAT BRUSH posted:can i remote control my buttplug from my iphone yet?! if i could I would be way less cranky when I get a phone call |
# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:14 |
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My friend had a metal plate put in her jaw when she was a kid. She's a cyborg. |
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I'm just sad that we can't all be cyborgs |
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