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i wear my bike helmet like a hat, everywhere i go. its been big on the runways this season.
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Jul 12, 2014 01:31
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May 22, 2024 07:32
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when i leave my apt to go out and about i always wear shin guards and knee pads so i can bust into stores and my friends houses and slide on the floor. it's a viral hit
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Jul 12, 2014 01:34
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- beer pal
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i got a new demeulemeester shirt the other day from the boutique, the placket is printed like a seatbelt
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Jul 12, 2014 01:36
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my friends used to make fun of me for wearing my bike helmet but now theyre all dead of accidents i have my choice of the ladyfolk
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Jul 12, 2014 01:37
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i got a new demeulemeester shirt the other day from the boutique, the placket is printed like a seatbelt
yohji just released a new mens collection, it's his usual blocky and oversized silhouette but whats different is all the clothes are very stiff because they are made out of industrial grade steel
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Jul 12, 2014 01:40
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I secured a bike helmet to the front of my car to keep me safe. I no longer have to wear a seatbelt because of this.
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Jul 12, 2014 01:40
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It blocks the wind shield so it's harder to drive, but that's just the price of staying safe.
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Jul 12, 2014 01:42
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- beer pal
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most of my pants make me look like im wearing a diaper and its because they actually do have a diaper in them just in case
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Jul 12, 2014 01:44
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hmm this is a good car but wheres the seatbelt *takes drag from cigarette and exhales in your face*
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Jul 12, 2014 02:29
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That's a high quality avatar right there.
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So all those retarded people I went to school with we're secretly cool? Where's my helmet!?
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Jul 12, 2014 02:32
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So all those retarded people I went to school with, we're secretly cool?
lol
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Jul 12, 2014 02:35
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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Postin from the couch, wearing my socks and my "sittin around" condom. If I go out I'll put on something a little nicer.
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Jul 12, 2014 02:40
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i had airbags installed in my rear and sides, when i dance at the club it surprises people if they bump in to me to hard, and then they dont want to kiss me. thats the price of staying safe in my world though
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Jul 12, 2014 02:58
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*driving speed limit*
hm, wait... you know what would really be hot?
*slows down 5 below limit*
sexy pedestrian notices my game: 
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Jul 12, 2014 03:39
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I gently brush my lips up against the safe as I tentatively reach for the dial. My hands are shaking, nervous - her dial is smooth to the touch, yet gently contoured to my fingers. It is warmer than I expected. "I've had me eye on you for a while now, baby" I whisper, softly twisting it counter-clockwise. "You got something I want, and I got something to give you in return for it." I feel her shudder gently under my touch. I begin to twist the other way. "Yeah, you like that huh?" I hear a soft click in response and prepare my final assault on her pleasure zone, gently twisting in a counter-clockwise fashion once more. I left out a soft groan as I hear another click and suddenly crank her handle. "Oh, you naughty girl" I say, reaching inside for the jewels, ejaculating in my pants.
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Jul 12, 2014 03:54
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- beer pal
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forget a gold grill - i rock a mouthguard
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Jul 12, 2014 03:58
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- dogcrash truther
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Hot women on my jock once they realize my jock is fully strapped
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Jul 12, 2014 04:17
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wrap ur tool before u use said tool
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Jul 12, 2014 04:23
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I gently brush my lips up against the safe as I tentatively reach for the dial. My hands are shaking, nervous - her dial is smooth to the touch, yet gently contoured to my fingers. It is warmer than I expected. "I've had me eye on you for a while now, baby" I whisper, softly twisting it counter-clockwise. "You got something I want, and I got something to give you in return for it." I feel her shudder gently under my touch. I begin to twist the other way. "Yeah, you like that huh?" I hear a soft click in response and prepare my final assault on her pleasure zone, gently twisting in a counter-clockwise fashion once more. I left out a soft groan as I hear another click and suddenly crank her handle. "Oh, you naughty girl" I say, reaching inside for the jewels, ejaculating in my pants.
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Jul 12, 2014 04:33
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May 22, 2024 07:32
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ive always though those with down's and those that are prone to seizures are the sexiest
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