My wife sold her butt to buy me shoes

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

but I sold my feet to buy her toilet paper.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:06

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Captain No-mates

do neither of you keep reciepts? gently caress.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:08

Blue's Clues

that's what i call a stinky situation!!!!

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:09

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# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:09

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

If you sold your feet, how'd you get to the store for the toilet paper????

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:09

google THIS

sounds like a bum deal, op

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:12

Mac Tonight: aw yeah tahts it man

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# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Angry Fish posted:

If you sold your feet, how'd you get to the store for the toilet paper????

By dragging myself by my hands, ableist scum

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:13

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# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:13

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Jett posted:

sounds like a bum deal, op

come ON people

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Jett posted:

come ON people

only if consentual

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:29

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

By dragging myself by my hands, ableist scum

I'm kinda surprised we haven't developed cyborg feet to the point where people have their real feet removed and replaced with a socket to accommodate their closet full of feet.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:30

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Cosmic Charlie posted:

I'm kinda surprised we haven't developed cyborg feet to the point where people have their real feet removed and replaced with a socket to accommodate their closet full of feet.

They do this for war vets who lost their feet to diabetes bombs.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:32

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Angry Fish posted:

They do this for war vets who lost their feet to diabetes bombs.

But I'm talking like what if you could say I'm gonna wear my dinosaur feet today and while youre stomping around the office some dude with tank feets all hey man nice dino feet and you say thanks man some guy was selling them out of a kiosk in the mall he threw in a top 12 dinosaurs calender and everything and everybody comes to your cubicle to see it and people start calling you Jurassic Mark.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:42

Captain No-mates

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:44

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Cosmic Charlie posted:

But I'm talking like what if you could say I'm gonna wear my dinosaur feet today and while youre stomping around the office some dude with tank feets all hey man nice dino feet and you say thanks man some guy was selling them out of a kiosk in the mall he threw in a top 12 dinosaurs calender and everything and everybody comes to your cubicle to see it and people start calling you Jurassic Mark.

What if you wanted to keep your normal feets?

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:44