a list of things i have farted in and need to fart in

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

i have successfully farted in
1.) chairs
2.) pants
3.) couch
4.) friend's couch
5.) bed
6.) in mid air
7.) baby form
8.) child form
9.) adolescence form
10.) man form
11.) past lives
12.) the bank
13.) the restaurant
14.) the music show
15.) high speed chases
16.) court
17.) prison
18.) the movies
19.) elevators

i need to fart in
1.) old man form
2.) space
3.) the military
4.) my subconscious
5.) wolf form
6.) astral form

# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:01

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# ? May 15, 2024 09:06

SIDS Vicious

i can send you my wolf form crystals, they only work like once every twenty tries but you can still try em out you might have better luck

# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

another man's rear end in a top hat

# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:04

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

yes i would like the wolf form crystals plz

# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:04

SIDS Vicious

okay they are in the mail im that fast at mailing stuff

# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:05

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Please do not fart in the babies, children, or the adolescents

# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:05

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

no thats gross i mean i myself have farted while in baby form, and in adolescence form, and now my farts are in man form.

thx iggy

# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:06

Spiderjelly: Sign of evil.

if you're going to fart in space as a means of propulsion, we'll need to arrange some kind of special space suit. I'll get started on the grant proposal

# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:11

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

thx spiderjelly

# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Spiderjelly posted:

if you're going to fart in space as a means of propulsion, we'll need to arrange some kind of special space suit. I'll get started on the grant proposal

exposure to vacuum leads to uncontrollable farting

# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:12