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weird

by zen death robot
i knew a guy who had sentient teeth. they would play mean tricks, like for example holding onto his food when he was trying to eat

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weird

by zen death robot
clamping shut while you're speaking to make you sound angry during critical conversations

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i used to have sentient teeth but i killed them by drowning them with my saliva

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sometimes i bite my tongue on accident and wonder if i missed one

Grey Skies

by FactsAreUseless
i once had a sentient tooth that wouldnt cooperate so i used rape as a weapon against it

that tooth doesnt gently caress me anymore.... because it got hosed

op i suggest the same

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