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Disco_Bandit
my gf asked me about my d&d game while she was in the living roomand I wa sin the kitchen. so I started talking about it and went on for a few minutes talking about what was going on when I went out i noticed she wasn't even there anymore to listen and was in another room watching saltybet

so I was yelling across the house like a nerd to nobody

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Gross Dude

Gross Dude
Did you get any critical hits op?

i am he

if she was watching saltybet i think she's the nerd in this sitch

SIDS Vicious


lol gross dude your wife sounds really cool we should go on a double date

Disco_Bandit

Gross Dude posted:

Did you get any critical hits op?

:( I can count on one hand the number of crits I've had over the years.

i am he posted:

if she was watching saltybet i think she's the nerd in this sitch

8) yeeeea

Disco_Bandit

Iggy Koopa posted:

lol gross dude your wife sounds really cool we should go on a double date

ok next time you're in alberta

SIDS Vicious


sounds good i wanna actually do a trans canada rail trip sometime in the next year or two

Disco_Bandit

Iggy Koopa posted:

sounds good i wanna actually do a trans canada rail trip sometime in the next year or two

wouldn't that be super boring since most of canada is flat and bland tho?

Gross Dude

Gross Dude

Iggy Koopa posted:

lol gross dude your wife sounds really cool we should go on a double date

I don't have a wife

cruft

Gross Dude posted:

I don't have a wife

This confused me too.

SIDS Vicious


holy poo poo this is a bawbzilla thread i gotta pay more atention to what im reading im sorry to both of you

Disco_Bandit
is johnny high

pogi

lol sid

cruft

u just got owned hard, sid.

by yourself.

SIDS Vicious


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


My wife is not a nerd because she is hot. Sucks to be you guys

SIDS Vicious


nerds can be hot, and are ten times hotter due to being a nerd. sorry john, your mom lied to you about why kids called you uggo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Iggy Koopa posted:

nerds can be hot, and are ten times hotter due to being a nerd. sorry john, your mom lied to you about why kids called you uggo

It's not my face?

SIDS Vicious


oh nvm she was hoenst :)

Fuck My Ass
does your GF ever gently caress you with her fav dildo op??




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

Disco_Bandit

gently caress My rear end posted:

does your GF ever gently caress you with her fav dildo op??

she doesn't have one i'm buying her one for her bd

Captain No-mates

bawbzilla posted:

she doesn't have one i'm buying her one for her bd

same

Captain No-mates

this is why we should loving co-ordinate presents

Disco_Bandit

Captain No-mates posted:

this is why we should loving co-ordinate presents

two dildoes can still get use it only gets awkward when there's three

Captain No-mates

explain

joke_explainer


Iggy Koopa posted:

sounds good i wanna actually do a trans canada rail trip sometime in the next year or two

is trans canada male to female or female to male

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Disco_Bandit
well what do you do with the third

you can put one up the lady flower and the other up the tapeworm garage but the third doesn't get any love unless you're into the butt-stuff yourself but since it's a present for someone else that would be p disrespectful to put it up your bum

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