Space: Good or Bad?

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

I'm a reactionary, pretending to be a liberal. I tell people I love space, for the progress, but actually I'm terrified by a darkness that has no name or end.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 02:27

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# ? May 6, 2024 23:25

dogcrash truther

Air Julio posted:

This thread has completed one orbit around SA, thus beginning a new posting year.

Ok, well, I think this thread has almost run its course from GBS to BYOB to GBS to BYOB again. There's been a lot of good discussion of space, and I think most of the major viewpoints have been covered, so I'm going to sticky it for 24 hours so everyone can get their last word in, and then it's off to the goldmine, this time for real.

I encourage everyone to go back and reread this thread from the beginning, that way you can be sure that you're not repeating a comment that has already been made. Feel free to quote other posters if you think they said it better than you. I know this topic comes up every couple of years, and it's always interesting when it does, so I hope this thread can serve as a good resource for others.

Good job to everyone for making this thread a genuine BYOB success story.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 18:27

Matoi Ryuko

Space butts.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:13

City of Glompton

gggiiimmmppp posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYf6av21x5c

so would a squirt gun full of cum work, in space?

# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:27

tao of lmao

I like to sniff my dick dreck when it finishes feebly oozing from my purple hog. can't do that in space, so, space bad

# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:42

tao of lmao

Air Julio posted:

I like to sniff my dick dreck when it finishes feebly oozing from my purple hog. can't do that in space, so, space bad

gently caress, that was right on the first page. what are the odds?

# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:42

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Air Julio posted:

gently caress, that was right on the first page. what are the odds?

Now that it happened, the odds are 100%.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:45

FartGhost

I tried to get into space but there's a lot of it, what is a good starting point?

# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:09

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

FartGhost posted:

I tried to get into space but there's a lot of it, what is a good starting point?

Start on the ground and jump as high as you can. Then do it again but higher. Soon you will be able to jump 100 feet straight up, which is where space starts.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:12

i am he

Peanut and the Gang posted:

Start on the ground and jump as high as you can. Then do it again but higher. Soon you will be able to jump 100 feet straight up, which is where space starts.

drat, I'm going to have to stop jumping so much then.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:14

beer pal

since the dawn of man, people have looked up to the stars with a sense of awe and thought "gently caress that poo poo"

# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:22

beer pal

jfk: We choose to go to the core. We choose to go to the core in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and because gently caress space i cant get far enough away from that shithole.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:26

dogcrash truther

beer pal posted:

jfk: We choose to go to the core. We choose to go to the core in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and because gently caress space i cant get far enough away from that shithole.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 21:11

tao of lmao

We're probably gonna need a definitive judgement on space before we blast off to the goldmine.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 21:26

tao of lmao

Leaning bad at the moment on the strength of that JFK quote. Pro-spacers, time is running out!

# ? Aug 8, 2014 21:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Space butts.

same

# ? Aug 8, 2014 22:04

poverty goat

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Space butts.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 22:07

beer pal

if there is a god he's a real goon cus look how messy space is. pick up your poo poo god, dont just leave your stars out all over the place.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 22:13

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

reporter: why are u here today madam
woman: 3000 years ago, the Hunters should have destroyed the enemies.
reporter: today we will watch

# ? Aug 8, 2014 22:23

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

space will win eventually!!

# ? Aug 8, 2014 22:23

treasure bear

beer pal posted:

if there is a god he's a real goon cus look how messy space is. pick up your poo poo god, dont just leave your stars out all over the place.

space is mostly empty and really clean

space will eventually be completely clean with no things

# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

my new dog posted:

space will win eventually!!

space will destroy us all. space good

# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:04

Portable Staplefrog

space is ok, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY6insZjCfU

# ? Aug 9, 2014 01:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 03:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 03:56

i am he

even the nerds down at nasa agree: space sucks. its poo poo. total poo poo. thats why they always build space drones, they dont want to go themselves, because they know its poo poo.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 03:59

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 04:08

bog pixie

space would be cooler if it was just lava instead of space

# ? Aug 9, 2014 04:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 04:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 04:15

i am he

Ectral posted:

space would be cooler if it was just lava instead of space

i like where you're going with this, ya. maybe along with the lava there was like some soil, land type stuff. maybe some mountains and lakes too? hell throw some trees in there too, make it habitable. now its not so bad. oh wait, haha, im just describing earth, the not poo poo thing.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 04:17