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Hello and welcome to the BYOB Pretty Pretty Penis Pageant 2014! The purpose of this pageant is to determine the prettiest penis in BYOB this year. If you think you have what it takes to reach the TIP top, then tell us a little bit about why your penis is the prettiest in all the blue forum. Remember, while your penis's physical appearance is important, don't neglect its less immediately visible attributes like attitude and talent. No pictures allowed. Paint a picture with your words! Postin' gals are encouraged to participate by describing a penis of a husband, coworker, or other acquaintance. Entries will be accepted over the next couple days. After that, I (your esteemed head judge, master of ceremonies, and BYOB Prettiest Penis 2013 winner) will select the top 5 and put it to the community for a vote. Remember, it doesn't cost anything to enter, so you have nothing to lose. I know there are a lot of pretty pretty penises in BYOB. Good luck as you pursue the title of BYOB Prettiest Penis 2014! |
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Jul 18, 2014 20:04
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my penis is v pretty, has a great attitude, is v kind, and great with children. also q smooth due to vein-reduction surgery this spring. |
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Jul 18, 2014 20:07
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Blue's Clues posted:great with children 
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Jul 18, 2014 20:10
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yeah, that didn't come out right |
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Jul 18, 2014 20:11
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Pfft, MY penis is big, black, and uncut. Plus, it graduated from college with a degree in penile ethics!
The Booty fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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Jul 18, 2014 20:13
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my penis is da pwettiest because it wears a bowtie and a top hat  _
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Jul 18, 2014 20:14
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vaginas are pretty, penises are not penises are like eldritch horrors sprung from the depths of the maw of human despair unless u stick googly eyes on them |
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Jul 18, 2014 20:57
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Jul 18, 2014 21:17
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not even gonna apply for this. its straight up average at everything and, when attached to a gigantic worthless waste of atoms, I guess you could say theres a reason its gone unused for the better part of half a decade. |
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Jul 18, 2014 21:25
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my penis, humble starts out small but engorged with blood begins to grow the girth is quite pleasing tones of peach on the shaft leading into a purple crowned majesty with a pink hood beneath and the angle is neither acute nor obtuse the owner profuse in its use mags fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jul 18, 2014 |
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Jul 18, 2014 21:33
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my penis is powerful and turgid and will post in this thread on Thursday |
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Jul 18, 2014 21:35
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Wow, these sound like some very pretty penises! It looks like the competition is especially "stiff" this year! |
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Jul 18, 2014 23:21
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