that new tornado movie looks stupid af

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playground tough

1st of all who gives wind such a star role in a movie

2nd who gives a gently caress abt wind

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:09

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# ? May 22, 2024 18:22

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

wind nearly killed me once on the road way.

I give a gently caress about wind.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:09

Looke

my butt wind is more interesting than this movie

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:12

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

Needs more Bill Paxton.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:16

cuntman.net

theres already a book and a play about the wicked witch and a movie about oz this s the logical next step

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:44

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Needs more Bill Paxton.

He knew what the tornado was thinking

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:56

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

There's not even any sharks in it this is BULLSHIT

# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:15

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

af= as gently caress
af= as frack
af= angry fish
af= as fipple
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:34

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

He knew what the tornado was thinking

# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:05

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

in a world gone mad
*closeup of wind*
one element...
*extreme closeup of wind*
will blow
*camera pans to more wind*
you
*wide shot of wind*
away

# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:09

Honj Steak: Hi there.

Inside a tornado the time goes backwards

# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:12

google THIS

my mother-in-law brought it up as "they're making another twister movie"

and i was like "you mean a sequel to twister? why would you even want to watch that? it'll probably be terrible"

and she was like "no not a sequel to twister, just a movie about a twister, a tornado movie"

"so, not a sequel to twister? why would you even want to watch that? it'll probably be terrible"

# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:17

Honj Steak: Hi there.

Jett posted:

my mother-in-law brought it up as "they're making another twister movie"

and i was like "you mean a sequel to twister? why would you even want to watch that? it'll probably be terrible"

and she was like "no not a sequel to twister, just a movie about a twister, a tornado movie"

"so, not a sequel to twister? why would you even want to watch that? it'll probably be terrible"

woa

# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:20

Looke

WetNightmare posted:

in a world gone mad
*closeup of wind*
one element...
*extreme closeup of wind*
will blow
*camera pans to more wind*
you
*wide shot of wind*
away

the word tornado is formed in the centre of the screen, made up of debris that was moving around inside the tornado, there is an eerie silence and then a tornado spout shoots down from the sky replacing the T with a mini tornado

-fade out-

# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:22

dogcrash truther

WetNightmare posted:

in a world gone mad
*closeup of wind*
one element...
*extreme closeup of wind*
will blow
*camera pans to more wind*
you
*wide shot of wind*
away

# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:31

google THIS

Hot Foreign Exchange Student: *cowering under a desk sobbing* What is happening?

Slightly Awkward, Slightly Nerdy Protagonist: You know wind?

*female student nods*

Nerdy Guy: *grimly* It's like that...except more.

*lightning illuminates his face*

# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:38

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Jett posted:

my mother-in-law brought it up as "they're making another twister movie"

and i was like "you mean a sequel to twister? why would you even want to watch that? it'll probably be terrible"

and she was like "no not a sequel to twister, just a movie about a twister, a tornado movie"

"so, not a sequel to twister? why would you even want to watch that? it'll probably be terrible"

i can't wait to see what advances have been made in cgi flying cows

# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:38

google THIS

Kimmalah posted:

i can't wait to see what advances have been made in cgi flying cows

it's actually a prequel to twister, peter jackson is directing it and the flying cow scene is 14 minutes long

# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:40

playground tough

they stepped up their game

this wind movie will feature a menagerie of large wind-propelled mammals

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:02

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

Jett posted:

Hot Foreign Exchange Student: *cowering under a desk sobbing* What is happening?

Slightly Awkward, Slightly Nerdy Protagonist: You know wind?

*female student nods*

Nerdy Guy: *grimly* It's like that...except more.

*lightning illuminates his face*

# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:06

posting smiling

what are the good volcano movies? i'm reseaching a script about a tortoise that gets a volcano genetically grafted onto it in place of a shell.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:16

various cheeses

i'm farting a lot to get hype for this movie but it's not working and now the entire room smells bad

my dog just walked out

# ? Jul 23, 2014 00:29

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

without wind, we would not have kites

# ? Jul 23, 2014 01:08

google THIS

there are surprisingly few hurricane movies when you think about it, hurricanes are probably more destructive overall

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:45

google THIS

this summer...
*shot of rain*
...the whole world...
*rain gets much heavier*
...has gone...
*bits of ice mix with the rain and start to replace it*
...to hail.
*hailstones get larger, a group of cg hailstones converge to form the movie title*
Damaging Hail. your roof...
*title falls off screen, sounds of the hailstones bouncing off shingles*
...is on ice.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:51

i am he

WetNightmare posted:

in a world gone mad
*closeup of wind*
one element...
*extreme closeup of wind*
will blow
*camera pans to more wind*
you
*wide shot of wind*
away

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:53

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

Illegal Carrot posted:

without wind, we would not have kites

yeah i could see winds giving rise to KILLER KITES but by itself wind is just fucken air who cares

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:54

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# ? May 22, 2024 18:22

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Jett posted:

this summer...
*shot of rain*
...the whole world...
*rain gets much heavier*
...has gone...
*bits of ice mix with the rain and start to replace it*
...to hail.
*hailstones get larger, a group of cg hailstones converge to form the movie title*
Damaging Hail. your roof...
*title falls off screen, sounds of the hailstones bouncing off shingles*
...is on ice.

i got goosebumps

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:57

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