BYOB Newbie Roasting Tips

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cruft

In roasting, the newbie is cooked from the outside in, and the heat surrounds the newbie. Originally, roasting meant putting a chunk of poster on a spit and setting it over an open fire, and turning it frequently so that the fire seared and cooked the entire cut of poster. Now, most of us do our roasting in a conventional or convection oven.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:32

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# ? May 22, 2024 08:01

WindmillSlayer

So Cruft. I mean we talk about newbies like they are new people, but lets be honest, its really just people who "Dont get it"

Ok, so cruft. He's walking down the street, iPhone out, trying to post in "Da Yob" and I'm all "Dont do it cruft" and he's like "I cant here you, this is an internet forum, how do you even know Im doing this"

He types a bit, make a pun if he's feeling his oats, hits post. Now lowtax, being a cool dude, makes it 403. But no, that dont stop him. He retypes, redoes the post. BAM. Posted.

He reads it to himself, smirks.

Then he walks right into a telephone pole.

Dont byob and walk, newbies.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:35

cruft

WindmillSlayer posted:

So Cruft. I mean we talk about newbies like they are new people, but lets be honest, its really just people who "Dont get it"

Ok, so cruft. He's walking down the street, iPhone out, trying to post in "Da Yob" and I'm all "Dont do it cruft" and he's like "I cant here you, this is an internet forum, how do you even know Im doing this"

He types a bit, make a pun if he's feeling his oats, hits post. Now lowtax, being a cool dude, makes it 403. But no, that dont stop him. He retypes, redoes the post. BAM. Posted.

He reads it to himself, smirks.

Then he walks right into a telephone pole.

Dont byob and walk, newbies.

That post was a real emotional roller coaster, I tell you what.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:36

cruft

I'll tell you another thing. Posting consistency is not something I'm going to be known for around here.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:12

City of Glompton

what can I use to bring out the best flavor of newbies when roasting? are there additions that can improve the taste without adding a lot of extra fat and calories?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:13

ron color

sup, frosh *messes up ur fohawk* hahahaha *knocks ur books down*

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:21

FluffieDuckie

WindmillSlayer posted:

So Cruft. I mean we talk about newbies like they are new people, but lets be honest, its really just people who "Dont get it"

Ok, so cruft. He's walking down the street, iPhone out, trying to post in "Da Yob" and I'm all "Dont do it cruft" and he's like "I cant here you, this is an internet forum, how do you even know Im doing this"

He types a bit, make a pun if he's feeling his oats, hits post. Now lowtax, being a cool dude, makes it 403. But no, that dont stop him. He retypes, redoes the post. BAM. Posted.

He reads it to himself, smirks.

Then he walks right into a telephone pole.

Dont byob and walk, newbies.