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Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
Apparently, there's a new movie being made about Sly Cooper. I visited the website, and it looks like it's being made from the same dudes who are also making the Ratchet & Clank movie. Do you think Sony is just releasing these movies to build hype for reboots or something? I love the Sly Cooper series, so I'll probably see it regardless, but it would be pretty sick if this was a sign of new Sly Cooper games. It's also cool that this is a children's movie focused on a dude whose whole shtick is breaking the law and being cool.

Here's the trailer if you're interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbXEKZVonko

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

If you are interested in this movie you are a deranged furry and probably a pedophile.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
I just remember playing a bunch of Sly Cooper with my brother and thought it would be a fun trip down memory lane :(

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i feel nothing.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Buschmaki posted:

I just remember playing a bunch of Sly Cooper with my brother and thought it would be a fun trip down memory lane :(

Sorry.

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
The Sly Cooper games were great, but I really wish that they didn't have the gameplay. It really gets in the way of the deep story being told

e: To be serious, I guess it could be a good kids' movie? Did the series really turnover that much cash?

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

call me when naughty dog makes a crash bandicoot movie.

Qvark
May 4, 2010
Soiled Meat

metricchip
Jul 16, 2014

I get the feeling that the world is going to forget about this movie before it even leaves theaters. Just use your imagination while watching Guardians of the Galaxy for a more interesting Sly movie.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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Buschmaki posted:

I just remember playing a bunch of Sly Cooper with my brother and thought it would be a fun trip down memory lane :(

nope you're a furry now here is your fursuit and 30-day trial subscription to some grossass furry porn website

that's just how it is; maybe in the next life you'll be more careful about liking the right things

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Edwin LeBrown, Admiral of Le Gas Crusader, at your service My Lady..

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~

metricchip posted:

Guardians of the Galaxy

they managed to make an even more Joss Whedon movie than Joss Whedon himself

seriously when you go to watch this movie they're just going to put a Joss Whedon lookalike in the seat next to you, who will wear shades and keep his arms folded the entire time while smirking with one eyebrow raised. every time anything remotely interesting or funny happens, he'll look at you with a "how do you like THAT" look and then you have to blow him

over and over again until the credits run

but don't leave!!! there's a secret scene after 20 minutes of credits!!! *gasp* it's [obscure marvel character] and he's gonna appear in Iron Man 6!!!!! fuckfuckfuckfucasdasdfkj;

the heroes win and nothing of consequence is lost. nobody stays dead. nothing grows. it's versicolored cgi dipshits blowing each other for 2.5 hours at fifteen dollars a ticket and it is DOGSHIT










so my wife already has our tickets reserved and i can't wait for date night!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

do you think the people working on this are like "this is going to be the next big thing, this franchise is really going to take off."

does sony look at its movie studio, working on sly cooper, believing this will save sony?

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~
nah probably more like "i gotta pay back my student loans somehow and who knows, maybe this experience will lead me into working at weta or pixar"

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

matrix ripoff posted:

they managed to make an even more Joss Whedon movie than Joss Whedon himself

seriously when you go to watch this movie they're just going to put a Joss Whedon lookalike in the seat next to you, who will wear shades and keep his arms folded the entire time while smirking with one eyebrow raised. every time anything remotely interesting or funny happens, he'll look at you with a "how do you like THAT" look and then you have to blow him

over and over again until the credits run

but don't leave!!! there's a secret scene after 20 minutes of credits!!! *gasp* it's [obscure marvel character] and he's gonna appear in Iron Man 6!!!!! fuckfuckfuckfucasdasdfkj;

the heroes win and nothing of consequence is lost. nobody stays dead. nothing grows. it's versicolored cgi dipshits blowing each other for 2.5 hours at fifteen dollars a ticket and it is DOGSHIT










so my wife already has our tickets reserved and i can't wait for date night!

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

matrix ripoff posted:

they managed to make an even more Joss Whedon movie than Joss Whedon himself

seriously when you go to watch this movie they're just going to put a Joss Whedon lookalike in the seat next to you, who will wear shades and keep his arms folded the entire time while smirking with one eyebrow raised. every time anything remotely interesting or funny happens, he'll look at you with a "how do you like THAT" look and then you have to blow him

over and over again until the credits run

but don't leave!!! there's a secret scene after 20 minutes of credits!!! *gasp* it's [obscure marvel character] and he's gonna appear in Iron Man 6!!!!! fuckfuckfuckfucasdasdfkj;

the heroes win and nothing of consequence is lost. nobody stays dead. nothing grows. it's versicolored cgi dipshits blowing each other for 2.5 hours at fifteen dollars a ticket and it is DOGSHIT










so my wife already has our tickets reserved and i can't wait for date night!

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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

matrix ripoff posted:

they managed to make an even more Joss Whedon movie than Joss Whedon himself

seriously when you go to watch this movie they're just going to put a Joss Whedon lookalike in the seat next to you, who will wear shades and keep his arms folded the entire time while smirking with one eyebrow raised. every time anything remotely interesting or funny happens, he'll look at you with a "how do you like THAT" look and then you have to blow him

over and over again until the credits run

but don't leave!!! there's a secret scene after 20 minutes of credits!!! *gasp* it's [obscure marvel character] and he's gonna appear in Iron Man 6!!!!! fuckfuckfuckfucasdasdfkj;

the heroes win and nothing of consequence is lost. nobody stays dead. nothing grows. it's versicolored cgi dipshits blowing each other for 2.5 hours at fifteen dollars a ticket and it is DOGSHIT










so my wife already has our tickets reserved and i can't wait for date night!

sounds good

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