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Fruit Smoothies: The bat with a ZING

I am allergic but it keeps managing to enter the house through a top window then sleeps on my bed, wakes me up and makes me sneeze. I feel bad for hating it, but I kinda want it to go away

PS Not my cat.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 11:34

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 03:43

I Dunno

it wants to be friends!

# ? Jul 24, 2014 11:47

Fruit Smoothies: The bat with a ZING

I Dunno posted:

it wants to be friends!

I learned from a history of girl friends that you cant be friends with something you involuntarily sneeze over :'(

# ? Jul 24, 2014 11:48

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Fruit Smoothies posted:

I learned from a history of girl friends that you cant be friends with something you involuntarily sneeze over :'(

i sneeze when i look at the sun..

# ? Jul 24, 2014 11:54

I Dunno

Fruit Smoothies posted:

I learned from a history of girl friends that you cant be friends with something you involuntarily sneeze over :'(

hmm i sneeze when i pluck my eyebrows and it's true im not friends with them

# ? Jul 24, 2014 12:00

Pizzatime

I never sneeze I'm friends with everything

# ? Jul 24, 2014 12:05

Fruit Smoothies: The bat with a ZING

I Dunno posted:

oh

hmm i sneeze when i pluck my eyebrows and it's true im not friends with them

If I was a doctor I'd expect to see this kind of thing a lot.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 12:19

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I Dunno posted:

oh

hmm i sneeze when i pluck my eyebrows and it's true im not friends with them

that's kind of hilarious.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 12:37

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Fruit Smoothies posted:

I learned from a history of girl friends that you cant be friends with something you involuntarily sneeze over :'(

there is a spray that cat stores sell that leaves a scent that cats can smell and dislike. If you bought some, you can spray it around your bedroom and the cat should avoid it.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 12:38

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Angry Fish posted:

there is a spray that cat stores sell that leaves a scent that cats can smell and dislike. If you bought some, you can spray it around your bedroom and the cat should avoid it.

Yeah, but do people like it? You want people in your bedroom. I find the most fun you can have with people is in the bedroom.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 12:43

Fruit Smoothies: The bat with a ZING

Angry Fish posted:

there is a spray that cat stores sell that leaves a scent that cats can smell and dislike. If you bought some, you can spray it around your bedroom and the cat should avoid it.

Also knowing my luck I would probably be allergic to the spray

# ? Jul 24, 2014 12:45

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?