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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
security pat downs.


Compliance Be Mandatory.

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Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Hell I got your pat down right here

i am he

sounds like something hitler would do, so.... im in

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
And by that I mean my penis and taut bottom

FluffieDuckie

do i get to pick who's going to pat me down?

OPERATE MACHINERY


pat me down kindly please

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i'm here to gun down any and all terrorists/brown people

WindmillSlayer

Me: Hi ICU
ICU: PAT DOWN
Me: Mmmmmm ahhh ah ah AH

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

FluffieDuckie posted:

do i get to pick who's going to pat me down?

As I said before, I do in fact have your pat down right here

Noblesse Obliged

you have been selected for additional screening (dick scanning)

pig slut lisa

irl is good


u should pat the bunny, actually, and not yobbers

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Cosmic Charlie is a fake certified-pat downer (:downs:). If you see him please contact me IMMEDIATELY.

bitchtard

Is it weird if I giggle

The X-man cometh
I'm going to pretend you're talking about football, and mean a mandatory PAT on 4th down.

Looke

oval office

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

Cosmic Charlie is a fake certified-pat downer (:downs:). If you see him please contact me IMMEDIATELY.

This is false and I can assure you I will be as gentle as a lamb

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terry_orange

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
#M.L.G.420blazeitokerz
whoever you have pat me down better make a lot of eye contact, while caressing my tough yet tender bod

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