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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
as titled implies a co-worker said "after a while crocodile" at me and smiled i do not know what he meant would happen "after a while" and waited for him to leave before i left question does this constitute as sex harass?

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Harime Nui

The New Insincerity
According to my handbook op you just got raped. goondolences!

circ dick soleil

by zen death robot
see ya later masturbator :byewhore:

verily carefree

op are you a lizard person?

cuntman.net

i see a crocodile sometime in your future

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
I am a sex harasser

verily carefree

op please answer the question

ulvir

did he have a mullet, stupid cowboy boots and dad jeans that are way too tight?

WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Double Goku posted:

op please answer the question

no. *split second facial morph* nope.

Portable Staplefrog

i don't know if you'll win, but suing is a good idea anyway

The X-man cometh
Have you ever said "later gator" to anyone in your life? If so, you were asking for this to happen.

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
no it was completely unprovoked i am still shaking

Machai

they called you ugly and implied you have rough gross skin like a crocodile's

Portable Staplefrog

i don't use this phrase, but whenever i hear it, i think of artichokes. i wonder why

3D Megadoodoo

A goon told me he'd used "let's go, lesbos!" in a professional setting and blamed it on my bad influence.

3D Megadoodoo

Portable Staplefrog posted:

i don't use this phrase, but whenever i hear it, i think of artichokes. i wonder why

Artichoke pizza is pretty good maybe that's why?

cuntman.net

watch out hes actully planning to sue you instead

WhenInRome
post about it on yr tumblr

Diqnol

WetNightmare posted:

as titled implies a co-worker said "after a while crocodile" at me and smiled i do not know what he meant would happen "after a while" and waited for him to leave before i left question does this constitute as sex harass?

This is a croc of poo poo m8!

3D Megadoodoo

If you rearrange the letters in

AFTER A WHILE CROCODILE

you get

REAL FAT COOL RICH WEED I

Makes you think, eh?

mailorder bees

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WetNightmare posted:

as titled implies a co-worker said "after a while crocodile" at me and smiled i do not know what he meant would happen "after a while" and waited for him to leave before i left question does this constitute as sex harass?

at the very least your victim of another daily microagression

cuntman.net

mailorder bees! posted:

at the very least your victim of another daily microagression

true

i am he

cowrker: you know what the lizard said when he got his tail caught in the fan!!
me (suspicious): no, frankly, i dont. and i'd appreciate it if you stopped doing whatever you're doing, its creeping me out.
coworker: it wONT be loong noowww!!
me: *files report*

i am he

me: *cough cough* ya boss i'll have *cough* the report by *clears throat* this afternoon.
boss: you ok? sounds like you have a frog in your throat
me: oh i'm fine (*jots it down* oh man he's gonna pay for this one, fucker.)

i am he

while the inflation of sexual assault numbers caused by false rape accusations is a BIG problem, they're likely offset for the most part by the unreported cases of animal based idioms being used in the work place

The X-man cometh
Do you have a tumblr yet? That's the best way to spread awareness.

WetNightmare

by sebmojo

i am he posted:

me: *cough cough* ya boss i'll have *cough* the report by *clears throat* this afternoon.
boss: you ok? sounds like you have a frog in your throat
me: oh i'm fine (*jots it down* oh man he's gonna pay for this one, fucker.)

lmao

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
coworker: im sick as a dog!
me:

i am he

me: *leafing through secret files*
boss walks in: what are YOU doing in here? you know, some say, curiousity killed the cat..
me:

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
hr department: now we have several reports of chronic animal euphemisms in the workplace and it's hurting others.
manager: that's not true! i wouldn't hurt a fly!
hr department:

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