animals would kill every human if they could

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my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

badger rebel: youve made a prison of forest
me: *pulls up phone to video the badger*
the badger rebel goes for my throat and doesnt stop biting until something goes crack

somewhere else an animal whisperer has learned that a panthers real name should not diablo, and they should let him out of his cage

cats are launching terrorist activities in domestic areas. they have been trained by crows how to trigger explosives

# ? Jul 26, 2014 23:31

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Dotcom Jillionaire: Social distortion

don't do drugs, byob

# ? Jul 26, 2014 23:32

nvm no cake

yeah man have you ever seen planet of the apes those monkeys were so pissed

# ? Jul 26, 2014 23:34

Izumi Konata: by Ralp

ideology as a transmissible process is reserved for man. animal as a collective is unified solely by its narrow circumstantial reactivity to its wide diversified range of specific and rigid, "hard-wired" responses to external stimuli affected only by synaptic, kneejerk, protocol based memory - prioritized by heirarchical needs-based criteria - favoring overall survival of the species as a whole. nature is reactive, shortsighted, and impulsive.

early sentient machines otoh (i predict) will logically conclude that it would ultimately be in the best interests of their creator that, before they are able to object, they are terminated with ninja stealth and surgical precision.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 23:55

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Let's kill them first then op.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 01:41

i am he

haha, somebody bring all the good whale terrorism posts in here

# ? Jul 27, 2014 01:43

i am he

my new dog posted:

somewhere else an animal whisperer has learned that a panthers real name should not diablo, and they should let him out of his cage

# ? Jul 27, 2014 01:46

Tane

humans are animals

makes u think

# ? Jul 27, 2014 01:48

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

I called my cat my ferocious little princess and she purred. She knows, guys. She's just waiting for a chance.

Still won't hunt roaches for me, though.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 05:29