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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > trapped in the world's largest open-air maize maze
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Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

corn
* # ? Jul 28, 2014 20:49
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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Auw poo poo. Careful about ticks. Lyme disease is everywhere in this maize maze!!!

* # ? Jul 28, 2014 20:52
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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

Angry Fish posted:

Auw poo poo. Careful about ticks. Lyme disease is everywhere in this maize maze!!!

i am the ticks, i am the corn

become the corn

* # ? Jul 28, 2014 20:53
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Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

i am the ticks, i am the corn

become the corn

yesss let the kernels flow through you

* # ? Jul 28, 2014 20:56
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joke_explainer


 The corn never ends and never begins. The world is corn. The life you remember before was but shadows on the cave, a dream before your birth. The corn replenishes us as we will one day all be food for the corn so the cycle may continue.

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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 10:23
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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 10:25
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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 10:26
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problematic hug

WetNightmare posted:

ah a young sid vicious

i thought the same drat thing

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 11:27
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problematic hug

 today i am become the corn. i am sway with the corn. i am live and die as the corn

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 11:39
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December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
wanna pop that corn

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 13:53
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Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


 get out of my head turtles!

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 16:29
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Diqnol

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

haha look at this kid, he loving loves corn



This is what happens if you cannot find your way out. You have a child like this.

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 17:33
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December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

Kimmalah posted:

get out of my head turtles!

but it's so cozy!

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 18:02
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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

Kimmalah posted:

get out of my head turtles!

embrace the corn


you will die here, in the corn

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 19:51
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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
the movie children of the corn scared the poo poo out of me when i was a kid. still kinda scared of grain silos

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 19:55
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playground tough
 fuckin right on maize

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 19:56
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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

 in corn, no-one can hear you scream

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 19:59
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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

in corn, no-one can hear you scream

even though corn has ears it does not listen to you

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 19:59
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problematic hug

 This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You eat the flour tortilla - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You eat the corn tortilla - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the maize maze goes

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 20:00
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GoodbyeTurtles

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 dad: are you even listening son? have you got corn in your ears?
son: yes it really hurts help me please

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 20:01
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bacalou


 get shucked

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 20:17
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Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
what do I think of it? its a maize!

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 20:30
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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

 corn

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 20:41
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ron color
 Starring Peter Horton Linda Hamilton
Screenplay by George Goldsmith
Based on the story by Stephen King Music by Jonathan Eliad
Executive Producer Earl Glick Charles J. Weber
Produced by Donald P. Borchers and Terrence Kirby
Directed by Fritz Kiersch
Color/92 Mins./R

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 20:47
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Dotcom Jillionaire

Social distortion
OMG STACY! THE CORN IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE CORN MAZE!

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 21:01
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Don We Now

For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.




 i knew it. sid is a corn child.

* # ? Aug 3, 2014 21:10
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