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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



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Matoi Ryuko


Why does the woman not inflate?

ulvir


[sound of a whoopee cushion]

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Why does the woman not inflate?

kegels

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


google THIS

thank you for the important reminder gsjg

i always have to think way too hard to remember that acronym

joke_explainer


Have any of you guys been skydiving? I've thought about it. It seems like an interesting story that probably isn't that enjoyable though.

heard u like girls

It probably would be pretty rad but kill u

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Humans Among Us posted:

It probably would be pretty rad but kill u

so extra rad?

City of Glompton


:eyepop: who knew it could do that!

Philosopher King

Siluvayne posted:

:eyepop: who knew it could do that!

the first or second?

arghfist

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Why does the woman not inflate?

I think the low outside air pressure at that velocity would actually cause her to deflate :spergin:

RudeCat

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


Siluvayne posted:

:eyepop: who knew it could do that!

I knew.

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

look at them beef curtain!!

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Siluvayne posted:

:eyepop: who knew it could do that!

You know who knew?

Me.

I knew.

playground tough
ahahahah




















hahahahahahahahahahah

playground tough
that man is going to be sterile when he lands

Spiderjelly

Sign of evil.

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

look at them beef curtain!!

you done stole my joke

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Spiderjelly posted:

you done stole my joke

:colbert:

City of Glompton

Philosopher King posted:

the first or second?

both!

ulvir

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

look at them beef curtain!!

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
That's gotta be unsanitary. Who's going to have to wash those chutes later I don't envy that person.

ArfJason
Probation
Can't post for 29 hours!
FYAD

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


GoodbyeTurtles posted:

look at them beef curtain!!

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Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Squirrel007 posted:

that man is going to be sterile when he lands

doctors are now offering the new XTREME vasectomy

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