I can't read... hahaha. I can't read!!

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yeah actually they will

As if I'd learn to read. Heh... you think you can teach me to read? ...fools. You pathetic fools wouldn't know where to begin in teaching me to read...

# ? Aug 4, 2014 04:37

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Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Its true I barley no my on words

# ? Aug 4, 2014 04:41

Disco_Bandit

i'd try to get through to you but end up exasperated and angry and just leave

# ? Aug 4, 2014 04:41

RWT3: by Lowtax

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# ? Aug 4, 2014 04:42

cuntman.net

look up instructions on the internet

# ? Aug 4, 2014 04:46

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Sleepy Owl posted:

look up instructions on the internet

they have a youtube for everything these days

# ? Aug 4, 2014 04:47

bog pixie

I can't read either so I understand.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 04:47

i am he

I'll teach you to read, and maybe in return you can teach me a few things, about my body.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 04:48

FluffieDuckie

# ? Aug 4, 2014 04:52

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

i can read but actively choose not to

# ? Aug 4, 2014 04:58

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

FluffieDuckie posted:

I feel like that poster sets the wrong foundation for basic word and sentence structure. It's like it's trying to promote reading, but undermining it at the same time.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 04:58

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I can't read, but I can write. Therefore, whatever I write is your problem.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 04:59

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

hahahahahhahaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:19

DinosaurDavid: Froody

Reading is showing your power over words, so if you Read you're raping wordkin.

Good on you OP for not reading.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:21

weird: by zen death robot

try going somewhere where you don't speak the language, thats what illiteracy feels like

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:21

ulvir

I know exactly where to begin to teach someone to read but if they're illiterate after a certain age I just decide not to. gently caress'em

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:24

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

apt gangbang posted:

try going somewhere where you don't speak the language, thats what illiteracy feels like

I was in Montreal last month. It was terrifying.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:25

AKRON HEAT

everyone in Montreal knows english

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:28

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:30

pig slut lisa: irl is good

when i was in montreal in winter i lost my hat and when i went to buy i new one i said bonjour to the clerk and all this french started pouring out of her facehole and i was just standing there thinking "i really need to get to 'parlez vous anglais' quicker when i talk"

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:30

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

AKRON HEAT posted:

everyone in Montreal knows english

Yeah

it was a really nice trip.

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Pinche Rudo

i am words

only words

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:38

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