- quakster
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by FactsAreUseless
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peepee doodoo
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Aug 4, 2014 13:16
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- Adbot
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- a whole buncha crows
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WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
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doesnt 'lady' gaga have a dillz?
gayku
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Aug 4, 2014 13:51
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- goku chewbacca
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I did.
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Aug 4, 2014 13:54
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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he did
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Aug 4, 2014 13:54
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- Inside Out Mom
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Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet
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Aug 4, 2014 14:24
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- Nastyman
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There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
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ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-me kame hame ha
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- theperminator
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by Smythe
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Goku hosed Bulma, cucked vegeta which is why he's always mad
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Aug 4, 2014 14:46
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- house of the dad
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Goku haha. Inuyasha. Naruto? Uh... slenderman? ...
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Aug 4, 2014 14:51
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- rubbe
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I was over at Goku's house playing with toys with a friend. he wasn't there at the time so i was playing by myself. Lady Gaga was there.
she waved over for me to come in Goku's room. she then quickly dropped trou, which turned my face into one of shock. She then pushed me over to Goku's bed and laid me down. she then rode me for a few minutes, got up, told me to pull my shorts back up and then aggressively pushed me out of her room with this little smirk on her face. just outside her door is the tiny living room and just beside the main door to the house.
im almost certain she planned this, cause she hung out with my sister who was also liked being really bad. just as i had started to regain my focus, her mother, her brother, my parents, my grandparents, who just got there visiting from out of state, walked in the door. I quickly turned to the opposite wall, and looking down noticed that my boner had stained, with the help of vagina juice, a obvious penis imprint on my sweat shorts. I said hi and talked to them while staring at the wall, with them being obv weirded out by what i was doing. my boner was taking loving forever to go away, so i just wastebanded it and preemptively feigned being upset that i spilled something on my self and went to my parents. my mom decided to take me home and let me change. truly my most shameful boner.
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Aug 4, 2014 14:53
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- NiceGuy
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This is my BOOMSTICK
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two unfunny jokes that are unfunny together!
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