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me: remember the cool space western stuff in joss whedon's best tv show?
my enemy: i don't remember that stuff in dollhouse
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 13, 2024 23:44
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me: the mcrib is back, can i get you any? (being conciliatory)
my enemy: i'll just have a fish filet
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Aug 11, 2014 06:45
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- the unabonger
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me: I think that my favorite type of music is chillwave
my enemy: I like everything but rap and country
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Aug 11, 2014 06:58
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- literally this big
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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enemy: I am youre worst nightmare
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Aug 11, 2014 07:06
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- Bukowski
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hammulder
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me:byob
enemy: byob
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Aug 11, 2014 07:06
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- gay skull
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me: should i get a haircut. i think my hair looks good shaggy but not too long
enemy: just go to the barber and ask for a manly haircut
gay skull fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Aug 11, 2014
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Aug 11, 2014 07:08
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my enemy: mmm good candy
me: i'll take that *reaches out hand* *stops* *it's bit o honey*
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Aug 11, 2014 07:10
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- the unabonger
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me: this hotdog is extremely delicious, glad I got relish and mustard and onions on it
my enemy: i prefer mine, which only has ketchup
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Aug 11, 2014 07:15
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- Commie NedFlanders
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Aug 11, 2014 07:59
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- literally this big
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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my nemesis: Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
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Aug 11, 2014 08:01
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- Matoi Ryuko
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La vie est drôle.
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Aug 11, 2014 08:13
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- 3D Megadoodoo
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Me: PÖYTÄVIINA!
Enemy: PJOUTAVINA!
I shot the enemy with a shooting gun and we won the war.
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Aug 11, 2014 08:42
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- 3D Megadoodoo
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me: should i get a haircut. i think my hair looks good shaggy but not too long
enemy: just go to the barber and ask for a manly haircut
say "i want a hard man" when you want that hard man look
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Aug 11, 2014 08:42
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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enemy: why havent u cleaned ur room yet?
me: i'll do it later, im on a raid w/ my computer friends, GEEESH!
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Aug 11, 2014 13:32
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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enemy: sir, im sorry but you cant drink that beverage openly in public, please put it away
me: gently caress all pigs!
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Aug 11, 2014 13:37
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- Captain No-mates
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enemy: despite your heritage i dont think jap's eye is a family friendly superpower name
me: ugh
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Aug 11, 2014 13:43
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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Me: Would you wanna go check out the Cubs game?
Enemy: I'm a White Sox fan.
Me: 
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Aug 11, 2014 14:01
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My enemy: me: remember the cool space western stuff in joss whedon's best tv show?
my enemy: i don't remember that stuff in dollhouse
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Aug 11, 2014 15:06
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- cuntman.net
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My enemy: me: remember the cool space western stuff in joss whedon's best tv show?
my enemy: i don't remember that stuff in dollhouse
lol
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Aug 11, 2014 15:46
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- google THIS
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me: I would really like some [name of food]. For context, I am well aware that you do not like [name of food] yet you insist on reminding me every time--
enemy: Ew, I hate [name of food]!
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Aug 11, 2014 15:51
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- Noctis Horrendae
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enemy: im going to dump industrial waste into your water and use bacterial faecal matter as a sugar substitute in your foods and diet drinks
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Aug 11, 2014 16:19
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- Portable Staplefrog
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enemy: ...
(everyone is my friend)
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Aug 11, 2014 16:40
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- Mac Tonight
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aw yeah tahts it man
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"I love you."
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Aug 11, 2014 19:42
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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enemy: KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW SCREEEEEEEEECH KAAAWW KAW KAW KAW
me: plse go away birds im trying to sleep
enemy: KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW
this, but with cats.
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Aug 11, 2014 19:58
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- Stormyish
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Enemy: I hate that hedgehog!
me: ur 2 slow
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Aug 11, 2014 22:15
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- Whorelord
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Jump into the well...
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"I wanna bang.ur chubby gf"
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Aug 11, 2014 22:24
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 13, 2024 23:44
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- City of Glompton
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me: *gives number* that's the firm limit based on my credit union preapproval and the amount I have for downpayment
enemy: so how flexible are we on these numbers?
me: well we could always go lower I guess
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