Studies have confirmed People who are lonely and depressed are three to 10 times more likely to die

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deep dish peat moss

Studies have confirmed it.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 09:30

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# ? May 31, 2024 09:44

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

die from what?

# ? Aug 12, 2014 09:31

Matoi Ryuko

Illegal Carrot posted:

die from what?

From death.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 09:31

deep dish peat moss

You can die from many things, or anything.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 09:33

Diqnol

Studies have confirmed that BYOB posters are 500x more likely to die prematurely than a standard GBS poster.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 09:34

Afro Doug

whoa. uh oh.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 11:31

verily carefree

Funnypost Collabo posted:

You can die from everything, or nothing

# ? Aug 12, 2014 15:39

I Dunno

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Studies have confirmed that BYOB posters are 500x more likely to die prematurely than a standard GBS poster.

my doctor says byob is bad for my health but I can't...stop...posting!

# ? Aug 12, 2014 15:41

ulvir

[looks at charts] it says here you're gay and suffering from byobism.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 17:37

joke_explainer

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Studies have confirmed that BYOB posters are 500x more likely to die prematurely than a standard GBS poster.

The candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 17:41

Stormyish

Depressed Person has been eaten by a Gru

# ? Aug 12, 2014 17:45

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

I'm going to cheat that statistic by eating healthy and performing cardio 45 minutes each day alongside avoiding unmitigated risks.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 17:46

Stormyish

Angry Fish posted:

I'm going to cheat that statistic by eating healthy and performing cardio 45 minutes each day alongside avoiding unmitigated risks.

That just speeds up the process by making your broken heart beat faster

# ? Aug 12, 2014 17:48

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Stormyish posted:

That just speeds up the process by making your broken heart beat faster

I think you're a big giant fibber.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 17:50

Stormyish

Angry Fish posted:

I think you're a big giant fibber.

Got a PhD in Fibbology

# ? Aug 12, 2014 17:52

gingerberger: Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Oh you can find statistics to prove anything.

Forfty percent of people know that.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 19:36

Noctis Horrendae

I saw a sign in the airport today saying "Death is not the only way to die"

# ? Aug 12, 2014 19:50

gingerberger: Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Noctis Horrendae posted:

I saw a sign in the airport today saying "Death is not the only way to die"

Is this a trick question?

# ? Aug 12, 2014 19:55

Noctis Horrendae

gingerberger posted:

Is this a trick question?

Trick

# ? Aug 12, 2014 20:07

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

thx u for the reminder.

I will attempt to not kill myself.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 21:58

circ dick soleil: by zen death robot

Stormyish posted:

That just speeds up the process by making your broken heart beat faster

Heart health is really important.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 22:03

nvm no cake

ulvir posted:

[looks at charts] it says here you're gay and suffering from byobism.

it's terminal and the only cure is to kill you're self

# ? Aug 12, 2014 22:54

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# ? May 31, 2024 09:44

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

some hard-hitting empirical evidence itt :science:

# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:46

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