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IPvSH6T posted:an ntp packet walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender sprays a guy at the opposite end of the bar with every tap at once
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Tiny Bug Child posted:i read about cidr the other day and it seems like kind of an ugly hack on top of a system that was not very well thought out in the beginning CIDR was an improvement on the original classful routing which didn't have subnet information which was stupid and not scalable and is still causing confusion today. CIDR is fine.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 22:04 |
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An FTP-client orders a beer from seat 21 the dude beside him receives a free beer he never requested. Heartbleed Walks into a bar and says "Hello" The Bar Tender says: -----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY----- MIIEpQIBAAKCAQEA3Tz2mr7SZiAMfQyuvBjM9Oi..Z1BjP5CE/Wm/Rr500P RK+Lh9x5..... QOS walks into a bar, the bar tender starts dumping out already poured beers before delivering them because the taps are congested.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 22:19 |
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A stupid, meathead jock walks into a bar. "Getting women" as if they are objects to do what? gently caress them and forget about it? Some life. "Getting women" improves your social status amongst those who hi-five people for being "playa"s. Who gives a drat about being more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment? Video games are a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are availible to you in life. Not only this, but the making of a game is an art form - by playing through, say, an RPG, you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out, loving some chick, hi-fiving yourself and calling it a night.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 22:21 |
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Just lolled again
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 22:22 |
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Powercrazy posted:QOS walks into a bar, the bar tender starts dumping out already poured beers before delivering them because the taps are congested. Tom Wheeler walks into a bar and orders a drink. Despite an abundance of beer, the bartender will only serve him shots of beer until being generously tipped.
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IPvSH6T posted:Tom Wheeler walks into a bar and orders a drink. Despite an abundance of beer, the bartender will only serve him shots of beer until being generously tipped. Tom wheeler walks into a bar and tells the bartender to not charge so much for beer while the bartender laughs and pulls his dick out on the bar
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:15 |
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pagancow walks into a bar complains about the gamut on the sports tvs says something about them being unable to display his teams favorite colors
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 01:38 |
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show version and blame
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 01:49 |
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shaggar walks into a bar already drunk gets in a fight with other patrons about bicycle lanes and mssql
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 01:49 |
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Jonny 290 posted:A stupid, meathead jock walks into a bar. "Getting women" as if they are objects to do what? gently caress them and forget about it? Some life. "Getting women" improves your social status amongst those who hi-five people for being "playa"s. Who gives a drat about being more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment? imp zone manifesto here
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 06:54 |
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jonny290 drives his housebus into a bar busts out the side door high as poo poo and makes himself a drink while shouting "AYYY LMAO"
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 07:41 |
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fishmech walks into a bar and hands the bartender the wikipedia articles of every beer on tap. the bartender asks fishmech if he would like a drink. fishmech attempts to respond, but is unable as the bar is not in the gas chamber.
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 11:34 |
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a pxe boot packet walks into a bar then everyone in the bar dies and is reincarnated as someone else
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 11:36 |
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a packet walks into a bar and asks everyone if they are the bartender
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 11:42 |
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tom collins walks into a bar and says "Hello. I’m Tom Collins, famous for typing more words than anyone wants to read. Today marks ten years of my time here, and I’d like to take a moment to reflect on it. I’ve never been a good one for memories of ‘forum events’, so this isn’t going to be a retrospective of SA forums history. Really, that wouldn’t be interesting if you hadn’t been there, anyway. Who gives a gently caress who banned whom in 2003, or what fat goon flew to wherever to marry some other fat goon? Sure, I remember stories of things that happened around here, but really until the creation of YOSPOS, I was just another goon. I had a very low postcount for my time here and no real recognition from any other posters. I used to be known as “Death Incarnate” – the name seemed cool when I was 14, but it got old fast. Instead, it’s going to be my observations on forums themselves after ten years of posting on SA and other forums, and why I still choose to read and post here more than anywhere else. I'm crossposting it in YOSPOS and GBS to get two different perspectives on the issue. Thanks for reading. 1. Moderation is crucial. Moderation is the backbone of a forum. Forums with weak moderation become rife with NWS content (where it isn’t wanted), inappropriate or lovely threads, spam, and other crap that makes the forum useless. Overly strong moderation leads to a culture of fear, because inevitably it leads to random bannings that are based on drama between users rather than on forum rules. In the end, you need to have a core group of mods that are actually a little bit distanced from the posters, who can interpret the rules of each subforum correctly – with just enough “wiggle room” to allow good posters to get away with bending the rules, and to allow poo poo posters to be banned even if they haven’t outright broken one. They can’t fraternize with the posters too much, or they’ll start playing favourites, a surefire recipe for drama. SA has done reasonably well on this count. I’m not going to name any names, but generally I’ve found the moderation here to be sane, and to deal with drama amongst themselves in an appropriate (and usually hidden) fashion. I don’t want this to be seen as me sucking up, so don’t take it that way – but note that I recognize SA as having had fairly consistent and balanced moderation for a decade, which most other forums can’t say. 2. Monetization of posters is just as crucial. Forums are expensive to run. Server hardware and service contracts aren’t cheap; bandwidth isn’t cheap; administrative staff isn’t cheap; and when it’s something that takes enough of your time to be your fulltime job, it also needs to pay the bills, which isn’t cheap either. The king needs his tax. Many forums resort to whiny donation drives, or switch to subscription models to keep the place running. I registered back when the forums were free, when the glory of the Dot Com era was still a warm enough memory that people thought it would be possible to support something of this size purely on advertising. It’s not, though. Setting a basic price point on an account accomplishes two goals: it turns people into paying customers right from the start, so that they value their account. It also keeps out people who would just register new accounts every day, and thereby makes banning an actual punishment – you’re out your ten-dollar “investment”. The further monetization, through platinum accounts, avatars, and the like, is good in that it offers users the choice of donating further for goods that have perceived value but cost the forums nothing to give. Letting people buy gifts – or insults – for other people turns the act of giving the forums money into an actual tool for social interaction, which is valuable. The new cancer thing, well, people’s opinions are mixed on that. All I can say is that if it’s needed to keep the place running, and the admins feel it’s a good method for upping the quality of posts, then it’s a valid experiment. We’ll just have to watch and see how it goes. I was more in favour at first, but as of late it’s just encouraging RFA losers to come and post in good forums and poo poo the place up, which is the opposite of the intended purpose. I’m just glad that this isn’t the kind of place where every other month a huge “DONATE!!!” sticky thread appears, and the same few people fling a few bucks at it each time to keep it going. Those methods aren’t sustainable over time. 3. Being a source of memes is fun, but it’s also debilitating. The first big meme that SA launched (even though we didn’t actually start it) was All Your Base. SA always had a good group of photoshoppers, and PS threads were probably some of the funniest and best threads in the early days of the forums. AYB actually got some real-world fame, and since then we’ve always had a bit of a hand in perpetuating Internet memes. Forum-specific memes are good because they allow new posters, once they’ve got a handle on the current memes, to contribute in a fashion that ‘fits in’ with established posters. On the other hand, it’s pretty annoying for a new person who nobody’s heard of to show up on a thread and post a loving fiestacat. Ultimately, they get run into the ground, and the best thing for everyone to do is to recognize when that happens and move on before it becomes too annoying. Producing the really sticky sorts of memes that spread around the Internet today requires a faster-paced discussion medium than SA offers, however. When Moot left SA (well, whatever happened) and created 4Chan, he spawned a discussion format more conducive to making memes than SA is. If memes are made by throwing poo poo against the wall to see if it sticks, /b/ has the process down. Really, it’s probably for the best that we’re not actively trying to be a source of memes; they get overplayed far too quickly to really be much fun. What lasts longer is having a culture of people that run with things – if someone posts a photoshop thread, having people around that want to run with the idea rather than shouting it down leads to a much more funny and enjoyable forum. Thing is, it’s always going to be a lot easier to shout someone else’s attempts at humour down – heckling, essentially – than it is to actually go and produce your own attempts. When you do produce your own, you’re also running the risk of having others heckle you, so it can be a little daunting to try. A healthy balance of heckling and running with it is essential to maintain quality. 4. Specialized subforums are a mixed bag. A long, long time ago, there were far fewer forums than there are today. I’m not going to give you a grand history lesson of what forums were first, mostly because I don’t really remember what order they all came in. But what’s important to note is that over time, the forums have become more and more “organized”. GBS used to be full of posts on every subject – from e/n to cars to computers to Photoshop to stories of people’s lives to short fiction to general hilarity. I know it’s a tired old thing to say that “GBS used to be better”, but…. GBS used to be better. For me, it was the forum of choice for perhaps six of my ten years. I’d pop over to SH/SC or AI ever so often, but for a long time GBS had the humour and the freshness that made SA what it is. Over time, though, things were broken out of GBS. There were too many car threads, so AI was created. Too many E/N threads, so E/N was created. And as each of these categories of posts was removed from GBS, you ended up with less material that was actually appropriate for GBS. What’s left? Posts based on news, subject-specific megathreads that are too small to sustain their own subforum, the occasional Photoshop thread. It’s not terrible. It’s as good as the general boards of most other forums are. But it’s not what it once was, and I’ll miss the idealized GBS of my memory. On the flip side of the coin, the subforums can be amazing. For example, AI is a bastion of good car advice, the hardest kind to find on the internet. They’re a great, close knit yet welcoming community. YOSPOS, my present home, is a fun community of FYAD-Lite shitposting that couldn’t really exist inside of any other forum. You can’t have that without breaking out of GBS, but once you break it out, you can’t have those posters, those jokes, and that spirit in GBS any more. Maybe it’s inevitable that as the place grows, GBS slowly becomes a shell of what it once was. That’s fair, and really we should be glad that it’s still as relatively decent as it is… though sometimes the comments in there are pretty loving atrocious. We’ll get into that later. 5. Regdate bias is inevitable, but it’s pretty loving retarded. It doesn’t really matter how long someone’s been around once the range is as long as it is here – it only matters that they’ve been around, lurking, for at least six months so they have the lay of the land. After that point, the gloves are off, and cool people will be recognized for being cool (and losers for being losers). I’m sure I’ve tried to get respect for my regdate in the past, but it’s a misguided, weak attempt at an argument from authority. Just because someone’s older or been around a forum for longer doesn’t mean they know anything, or that they’re cool in any way. That has to be earned, by posting well and by making friends in the community. You can do that in two weeks if you’re good enough at it. However, I gotta say, most of the ‘00s and ‘01s who have stuck around are pretty cool characters. There can’t be that many of us left. Cheers to those guys. 6. Don’t poo poo where you eat: piracy and porn are awesome, but it’s clear they had to go. So there’s a seldom mentioned part of the forums history: DPPH, NMP3s, and the Bittorrent Barnyard. You see, once upon a time, this place was a lot more liberal concerning file sharing than it is now. The porn forum, Don’t Post Porn Here, was first (back then it was mostly picture sets, none of these fancy movies!), and the music forum No MP3s Here followed. They were both quality forums with good posts, and the culture of file sharing on here was very condoned as long as it didn’t extend to software of any kind. The Bittorrent Barnyard followed suit, utilizing external trackers but officially permitted for the purposes of sharing music, movies, and TV. Not to get into any of the drama of it, but ultimately the decision was made that they had to go. I believe it was one of the wiser decisions the forums ever made, despite the fact that those subforums were a huge draw for new members. Keeping them around would have led to more drama and legal headaches than anyone would have wanted to deal with. Luckily, those forums and the communities in them have been completely and utterly destroyed without a trace, so we don’t have to worry about them anymore. I think that any forum that wants to have quality discussion and humour does need to focus on those subjects, and avoid trying to be all things to all people. The influx of members onto SA who were here just for the file sharing forums resulted in tons of idiots who had clearly never used a forum before and were looking for some kind of Napster-like experience, leading to a lower quality posting experience for everyone else. Some of them have no doubt evolved into decent posters over time, and the rest have left or been banned. All in all, it was fun while it lasted. 7. Drama doesn’t profit anyone. There’s a tendency for many humans in social interactions to blow misunderstandings out of proportion. Online, we lose the benefits of vocal intonation, facial expressions, and body language, which leads to a language barrier that can’t be crossed without either getting really wordy and really honest, or getting really good at reading between the lines. Realistically, people are bad at both of those. Couple the tendency to go overboard with the lack of normal social graces caused by everyone being faceless behind their computers, and you can have a festering pool of flamewars and shitposting. Moderation can solve this, but only if the moderators are inhuman enough to be able to do it without rising to the trolls and their flamebait. It’s important for people to take a step back before plunging headlong into some drama with their ill-informed ideas. Usually, people get this idea that they’ll be rushing to the rescue of a thread, like a well-read bouncer at a bar separating two combatants and solving their quarrel at the same time. In practice, they just stoke the fire and turn a two-way argument into a three way one, and perpetuate the problem. I’m all for honest and in-depth discussion of an issue, but it’s crucial that people avoid ridiculous interpersonal arguments that don’t accomplish anything. 8. The Goon Stereotype isn’t true. The Goon Stereotype is a 23-year-old fat white American male with poor hair, worse hygiene, and no sense of style. He has some form of autistic-spectrum disorder, possibly self identifying as Aspergers. He likes Anime, bad electronic music, and hacked-together electronics. He has no social skills, is a virgin, and masturbates three times a day to the worst pornography imaginable while eating Cheetos. He works a poo poo job, drives a poo poo car, and thinks he’s better than everyone else in the world. Those goons exist. There’s probably hundreds of them. But most of us are just… people. A slice of society; there are hot people on here and horrible people, rich and poor, young and old. If anything, it’s far more diverse than anyone realizes, though understandably with a bias towards white or whitewashed Americans who are the target demographic. It’s bad for us to have such a negative image of the average poster, because it can encourage people who don’t fit the stereotype to act as though everyone else is beneath them. Really, what does it matter who a person is in the “real world”, compared to what they post online? It would be better for us to judge more on a person’s projected character than on the insights it gives us to their real life, because ultimately they’re going to play the part they wish they could play every day but aren’t able to due to social inequalities. I almost consider it similar to wearing a uniform in school – it limits personal expre" and then i guess the network connection times out or something because that's what this thread is about right?
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fishmech walks into a bar and spends an hour arguing with the owner about how its a pub not a bar
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jony ive aces posted:tom collins walks into a bar and says "Hello. I’m Tom Collins, famous for typing more words than anyone wants to read. Today marks ten years of my time here, and I’d like to take a moment to reflect on it. source your quotes
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 12:17 |
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stymie walks into a bar and nobody can see or hear him
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 12:38 |
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90% of goons pay the $10 cover charge to get into the bar and then spend two years standing in the corner before ordering a drink
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Santas Ainol Elf posted:90% of goons pay the $10 cover charge to get into the bar and then spend two years standing in the corner before ordering a drink funy cocktail
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 13:20 |
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A packet sniffer walks into a bar and orders water. Bartender asks which fancy bottled water he'd like; sniffer says he just wants tap
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Santas Ainol Elf posted:Tom wheeler walks into a bar and tells the bartender to not charge so much for beer while the bartender laughs and pulls his dick out on the bar Tom Wheeler walks into a bar and gets into a big kayfabe argument with the bartender about how the price of beer is too drat high!! then after closing time they both laugh about it and have a drink together
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 18:30 |
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promiscuous mode walks into a bar and has a sip of everyone's beer
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 18:34 |
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arp walks into a bar and starts asking everybody where they live
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 18:34 |
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q: what's a hacker's favorite drink? a: root beer!
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 18:42 |
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a woman walks into an apple genius bar and gives her broken iphone to the genius to fix, the guy goes into the back and jerks one out to the naked pics on her phone, then gives her a new phone and everyones happy
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 18:47 |
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a computer chip walks into a computer bar and orders a 0100001101001111010011010101000001010101010101000100010101010010001000000100001001000101010101100100010101010010010000010100011101000101
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 18:53 |
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Bloody posted:arp walks into a bar and starts asking everybody where they live arp walks into a bar with a phone number and asks all the ladies if it's theirs
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:29 |
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Santas Ainol Elf posted:a woman walks into an apple genius bar and gives her broken iphone to the genius to fix, the guy goes into the back and jerks one out to the naked pics on her phone, then gives her a new phone and everyones happy
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suffix posted:stay class-C
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:16 |
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I came here to give out IPv4 addresses and kick rear end
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:16 |
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Captain Foo posted:arp walks into a bar with a phone number and asks all the ladies if it's theirs
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:45 |
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Captain Foo posted:arp walks into a bar with a phone number and asks all the ladies if it's theirs lol
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:47 |
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Captain Foo posted:arp walks into a bar with a phone number and asks all the ladies if it's theirs
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:58 |
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Hipster walks into a bar, orders stella and enjoys weeks later leaked documents show NSA replaced it with heineken
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 21:25 |
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:Hipster walks into a bar, orders stella and enjoys there's no loving difference they're both raw sewage
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 21:30 |
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wow it really makes you think huh
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this is my first gold thread in over 10 years of posting.
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