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I'm not really sure what the big deal about this is. Hasn't Ice-T spent more of his career as a fake cop than as a real rapper by this point?
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It's really loving good hearing him talk about it on his podcast. "This is deep nerd poo poo."
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Aug 16, 2014 00:31
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Want to hear Vin Diesel read dungeons and dragons books.
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Aug 16, 2014 02:24
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Go to the linked site, they got Weird Al, David Duchovny, The Commish, Sean Astin and others to read that series of deep nerd poo poo. I must hear Louis CK narrate Lovecraft now. Millions of Crows fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Aug 16, 2014 |
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Aug 16, 2014 05:21
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I want Ice-T to write a D&D novel now. It's got to be better than that crap he was forced to read. "The elvish knight entered the armory, knowin' he needed to be handy with the steel if he was gonna regulate The Temple of Elemental Evil. His name be D-Strong. Yeah, I know what you thinkin'. He be an elf, so his name actually be some poo poo that got like, an apostrophe, and sound like the name of a bottle of hand lotion. But T ain't sayin' that poo poo, so we call him D-Strong." "D-Strong looked at the blades before him. The shopkeeper, who was this old honky with a long-rear end beard, be all like "Forsooth and hey nonny nonny, D-Strong, choose thine weapon wisely, for each one haveth mad shanking bonuses, and will bringith thee all the elf bitches in the land!" "D-Strong be all like, "Man, you be trippin'! I don't want none of this Renfaire poo poo, where's my muthafuckin Tec-9?" So the old man gave him the Tec-9. And it was good "Now that's what I'm talkin' bout!", he said.
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Aug 18, 2014 09:38
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I don't hear the laughing in the clip that is supposed to have the amused Ice-T, but elsewhere I did catch a notable pronunciation of the word "sword" that I'm surprised wasn't mentioned directly.
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Aug 18, 2014 16:09
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What would be better than Ice-T narrating D&D books? John Mulaney impersonating Ice-T while narrating D&D books.
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Aug 18, 2014 17:30
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He should try pathfinder.
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Aug 19, 2014 20:12
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Millions of Crows posted:Go to the linked site, they got Weird Al, David Duchovny, The Commish, Sean Astin and others to read that series of deep nerd poo poo. I would pay good money to have the cast of the new Expendables movie narrate these books.
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Aug 20, 2014 18:07
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Edit:I am an idiot. Hit frontpage by accident and thought it was GBS.
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Aug 23, 2014 04:19
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Hobohemian posted:Edit:I am an idiot. Hit frontpage by accident and thought it was GBS. Holy poo poo! So did I, and I didn't notice until I read your post. I knew something seemed off.
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