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Gerty
Jun 11, 2013

by XyloJW
your zipper to have sex? It doesn't seem like a great way to do it in my opinion. Like it would restrict your movement and also you'd be rubbing her vagina with some materials that may cause unwanted discomfort for her. Personally I like to be fully nude for intercourse, which I have had before multiple times in fact.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I've done it.

Pants get a bit messy

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

two words: zipper burn

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Maybe once or twice behind a church or something

Gerty
Jun 11, 2013

by XyloJW
Also you'd probably have to have a huge dong for it to reach all the way out of your zipperhole.

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
no but i prefer to keep my shirt on

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Gerty posted:

Personally I like to be fully nude for intercourse, which I have had before multiple times in fact.

this is disgusting. mods?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
what does the sex feel like?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Waltzing Along posted:

what does the sex feel like?

i never plan on having first-hand experience but i imagine its something like some room temperature macaroni and cheese

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

Business Gorillas posted:

this is disgusting. mods?

He was cucking for a friend

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Waltzing Along posted:

what does the sex feel like?

Like a bunch of antagonized fireants

Gerty
Jun 11, 2013

by XyloJW

Waltzing Along posted:

what does the sex feel like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEAGAAQJ7DM

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
i came

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Gerty posted:

Also you'd probably have to have a huge dong for it to reach all the way out of your zipperhole.

I do, op, thanks for the compliment

Dementedghost
Jan 7, 2010

Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible
do you guys wear socks? this is an important question, I need an answer in the next few minutes

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat
i did that before and ruined a perfectly good pair of pants.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Definitely take the socks off

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Hoo nelly, This is one rootin shootin tootin stinky thread!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
mines too big to fit through so sorry no i cant do that

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Nope

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
vagina?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
wow so i like all the pants i own now thansk for the advice on keepin em wearable you guys

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Dementedghost posted:

do you guys wear socks? this is an important question, I need an answer in the next few minutes

i prefer to wear flip flops but socks are nice when its cold out
whelp, cya

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
No, because I've never had to rape a woman in an alley. I feel like that is the only reason you wouldn't let your pants drop around your ankles.

I prefer no pants during sex.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I pee like butters from south park, pants all the way down, shirt all the way up

milk man
Jun 5, 2012

Trigger warning: Hate speech

Waltzing Along posted:

what does the sex feel like?

pros:
-you can take your balls out too and then when you thrust your balls hit ur partner, feels good
-you can look sexy/powerful wearing ur full outfit (assuming ur dressing fly), especially if they are nude makes them look v. vulnerable before u
-if u are sitting down like on a desk chair it makes them look like they're your hot secretary in an office or some poo poo like that
-sometimes the constriction around the base of your shaft feels good

cons:
-gotta stop if the zipper starts chafin, it might (though you can just unbutton ur pants to largely avoid that)
-might feel a lil uncomfortable w/ too much tightness
-hot weather + hard sex + clothing on = uncomfortable maybe

it's good, all in all

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


yes but only when I gently caress MAKE LOVE TO a urinal

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I'd get my goop on my jeans, forcing me to wash them before the sick fades set in

No way Jose

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


neato burrito posted:

two words: zipper burn

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


not a good idea imo

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Gerty
Jun 11, 2013

by XyloJW

milk man posted:

pros:
-you can look sexy/powerful wearing ur full outfit (assuming ur dressing fly), especially if they are nude makes them look v. vulnerable before u

hmmm I hadn't considered this aspect, thanks

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