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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > I also have a date.
 
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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Its with Gross Dude, don't tell him. :ssh:

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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
*puts on makeup, injects hrt, intentionally deceives Gross Dude about his gender, writes angry blog post about cishet shitlords when is ultimately rejected, genuinely broken-brainedly believes its Gross Dude's fault because of twisted stupid worldview.*

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WhenInRome
 hey ive got a funny thread idea. lets...lets parody tumblr. thats never been done. sjws are topical

* # ? Sep 2, 2014 00:38
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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

WhenInRome posted:

hey ive got a funny thread idea. lets...lets parody tumblr. thats never been done. sjws are topical

do that on ur own loving time, dude

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Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
There is no justice, in this cruel world

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i am he

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Savage For The Winjun

i am he posted:



what

* # ? Sep 2, 2014 00:51
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pogi

i am he posted:



Modern art

* # ? Sep 2, 2014 01:03
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WhenInRome

i am he posted:
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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

i am he posted:



lmao

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vapoursquid

none other

Cosmic Charlie posted:

There is no justice, in this cruel world
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vapoursquid

none other
i will fight for justice

* # ? Sep 2, 2014 01:13
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literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

i am he posted:



think about it: this is basically Archie for kids in middle school today

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WhenInRome

Illegal Carrot posted:

think about it: this is basically Archie for kids in middle school today

archie has to choose between tumblr or reddit

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

DrSanchez posted:

Modern art

:argh:

STOP SAYING MODERN WHEN YOU MEAN CONTEMPORARY!

*loses it*

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Izumi Konata

by Ralp

WhenInRome posted:

archie has to choose between tumblr or reddit

archie considered his options for a moment, then opted instead to intercept a bullet aimed at a gay congressman using his vital organs as a catchers mitt.

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dogcrash truther

i am he posted:
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