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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01GPKSYsduQ

Another day, another destiny.
This never-ending road to Calvary;



These men who seem to know my crime
Will surely come a second time.



One day more...

I did not live until today.
How can I live when we are parted?



Tomorrow you'll be worlds away
And yet with you, my world has started!



One more day all on my own.



One more day with him not caring.



What a life I might have known.



But he never saw me there!



One more day before the storm!



At the barricades of freedom.



When our ranks begin to form



Will you take your place with me?

The time is now, the day is here



One day more!

One day more to revolution,



We will nip it in the bud!



We'll be ready for these schoolboys,



They will wet themselves with blood!



One day more!

Watch 'em run amuck,
Catch 'em as they fall,
Never know your luck
When there's a free for all,



Here's a little 'dip'
There a little 'touch'
Most of them are goners
So they won't miss much!



One day to a new beginning



Every man will be a king



There's a new world for the winning



Do you hear the people sing?

http://youtu.be/bY2cN3BgPsU?t=2m50s

My place is here, I fight with you!



One day more!

I did not live until today.



One more day all on my own!



How can I live when we are parted?



We will join these people's heroes
We will follow where they go
We will learn their little secrets,
We will know the things they know.



One day more!

Tomorrow you'll be worlds away



What a life I might have known!



And yet with you my world has started



One more day to revolution
We will nip it in the bud
We'll be ready for these schoolboys



Watch 'em run amok
Catch 'em as they fall
Never know your luck
When there's a free-for-all!



Tomorrow we'll be far away,
Tomorrow is the judgement day



Tomorrow we'll discover
What our God in Heaven has in store!



One more dawn



One more day



One day more!

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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Fantastic stuff.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
You know, I kind of give a poo poo about football again. Thanks for that.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Go Bengals.

Butthead
May 31, 2011
Lol remember when we cared about soccer for a brief moment in time?

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
Football is coming.

I am so happy.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

loving bravo OP! Bravo!

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Tzen posted:

loving bravo OP! Bravo!

This!

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

lets go the raiders bitch

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
les mes loving sucks



go russell wilson bullshit :911:


Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Joe took a season off to recharge Bullshit Mode.

When he emerges from his basement, you will know fear.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
I anxiously await the first NFL musical directed by the TFF hive mind.

Football's back :)

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Butthead posted:

Lol remember when we cared about soccer for a brief moment in time?

This never happened.

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:
I forgot how nasty RGIII's injury was when Ngata hit him... loving hell, he's lucky he can walk at all, never mind still play.

Butthead
May 31, 2011

Vaders Jester posted:

I forgot how nasty RGIII's injury was when Ngata hit him... loving hell, he's lucky he can walk at all, never mind still play.

He can do the former, not the latter.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
This thread embodies everything that is right about SA in general and TFF in particular

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

wheez the roux posted:

les mes loving sucks



go russell wilson bullshit :911:

That play made me throw up my hands in the air and go on a profanity-laced rant about how the Seahawks can't be stopped because Russell Wilson is a goddamned magical leprechaun who defies the laws of physics.

thompson
Jun 6, 2006
ONE DAY MORE!

This is me in type joining your rear end in chorus because I cannot help it.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

TONIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpaS2v-r7cE

SEAHAWKS

The Hawks are gonna have their day
Tonight.
The Hawks are gonna have their way
Tonight.



The Green Bay Packers grumbled,
“No catch.”
But if they start a rumble,
We’ll let them kvetch.



PACKERS

We’re gonna hand ‘em a surprise
Tonight.
We’re gonna cut ‘em down to size
Tonight.



We said “Okay, no rumpus,
No tricks.”
But just in case they jump us,
We’re ready to mix
Tonight!



SEAHAWKS

We’re gonna rock it tonight,
We’re gonna jazz it up and have us
A ball.



PACKERS

They’re gonna get it tonight;
The more they turn it on, the
Harder they’ll fall!



SEAHAWKS

Well, they began it --



PACKERS

Well, they began it --



BOTH TEAMS

And we’re the ones to stop ‘em
Once and for all.
Tonight!



OLIVIA MUNN

Olivia’s gonna get her kicks
Tonight.
We’ll have our private little mix
Tonight.
He’ll walk in hot and tired,
Poor dear.
Don’t matter if he’s tired,
As long as he’s here
Tonight!



GOLDEN TATE

Tonight, tonight
Won’t be just any night
Tonight there will be no morning star.
Tonight, tonight
I’ll see my love tonight,
And for us, stars will stop
Where they are.



RUSSELL WILSON'S EX-WIFE

Today
The minutes seem like hours,
The hours go so slowly,
And still the sky is light…
Oh moon, grow bright,
And make this endless day endless night!



(During the remainder of the number, Golden and Ashton will be heard singing together a reprise of the chorus they have just sung individually.)

SEAHAWKS

The Hawks are comin’ out on top
Tonight.
We’re gonna watch that Rodgers drop
Tonight!



The Discount Double Check’ll
Go down
And when he’s hollered Uncle
We’ll tear up the town!

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hawksdance.gif

RICHARD SHERMAN (to Byron Maxwell)

We’ll be in back of you, boy.

BYRON MAXWELL

Right!



KAM CHANCELLOR

You’re gonna flatten him good.

BYRON MAXWELL

Right!



EARL THOMAS (with proper hold)

ONE, TWO, THREE.

BYRON MAXWELL (with proper hold)

ONE, TWO, THREE.

RICHARD SHERMAN

And then we’ll have us a ball
Tonight.



AARON RODGERS AND PACKERS

We’re gonna jazz it tonight
They’re gonna get it tonight --
Tonight.
They began it -- they began it
And we’re the ones
To stop ‘em once and for all!
The Pack are gonna have their way,
The Pack are gonna have their day,
We’re gonna rock it tonight --
Tonight!



RICHARD SHERMAN AND SEAHAWKS

They began it.
They began it.
We’ll stop ‘em once and for all
The Hawks are gonna have their day,
The Hawks are gonna have their way,
We’re gonna rock it tonight.
Tonight

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
We really, really need someone to make an NFL-themed musical.

Where's that cover of that song from Frozen that's about Sexy Rexy?

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.
Few things get me more hyped for football than the best part of the SNF intro:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

gohuskies posted:

Few things get me more hyped for football than the best part of the SNF intro:



They took that part out last year. Somewhere out there Dwight Freeney is still spinning through fields of corn :smith:

God I really hope they go back to the old way they did the intro. Last year's was really dumb and was just Carrie Underwood singing on a stage. I want all the ridiculousness of the Faith Hill version.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

axeil posted:

We really, really need someone to make an NFL-themed musical.

Where's that cover of that song from Frozen that's about Sexy Rexy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc

Lyrics by IcePhoenix, video courtesy of Qwijib0

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Sep 4, 2014

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Chilichimp posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc

Lyrics by IcePhoenix, video courtesy of Qwijib0

You're the best Chilichimp.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I posted this in the Farthouse late last night when everyone was arguing about syllables but it seems more important here:

Every week one matchup. Football, guys. Football.

Twas the night before week one, when all through the league
The offseason was over; it left us fatigued.
Lombardis displayed with the utmost of care,
In hopes that St. Collinsworth soon would be there.

The Seahawks were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of pick-sixes danced in their heads.
And fans in their cheeseheads, and Aaron his cap,
Had just settled in to cease the long summer’s nap.

When down in Atlanta, the first Sunday matter,
Two NFC South teams will see who is radder.
(Provided that Drew Brees remembered his ladder).
Away up Minny, AP flies like a flash,
In the backfield, Robert Quinn does his sack dance.

A season without Gordon; Roger says so.
Big Ben doesn’t listen when the ladies say no.
When, what from Chip Kelly’s brain should appear,
But a miniature BORT, and BORT BORTY BORT BORT.

With a little young Carr boy, so lively, yet vexed,
Will know in a moment he’s against St. Rex.
More rapid than eagles the blitzers they came,
And refs whistled, and flagged, and called them by name!

"Now Ed (“Guns”)! now, Triplette! now, Bogler and Leavy!
On, Carey! On, Corrent! on, on Gene Steratore!
To the fifty-yard line! When they touch the ball!
Now flag away! flag away! Go flag them all!"

From Red Rocket to AJ, let the pigskin fly,
But don’t think T-Sizzle will lay down & die.
Down from New York, young Sammy makes you say “ooh.”
With Marc Tressman alongside, Jay says, “gently caress you.”

Then, with a new coach, RG3 is no goof
He saw JJ and Clowney; inside he thought, “oof!”
CJ2k couldn’t run and ran out of town,
And for the Chiefs, Alex Smith came to check down.

Brady dressed all his fur, with an Ugg on each foot,
Miami dreams already burnt down to soot.
“I could use more toys,” says Cam the Quarterback;
And Tampa’s D hopes to ensure no smile he cracks

Their king—how he twinkles! He’s known just as Jerry!
Jerseys red like roses, their defense less scary!
As day turns to night, to NBC we all go,
And the game of the night will be quite the show.

The beard of his neck makes him look quite a geek,
But he gets the job done, winning week after week.
He has a long face and a little brother named… "Elly?"
That he’s not our QB, we all are quite jelly!

And Eli the Lesser, a right jolly old elf,
And his face is quite goofy, in and of itself!
A wink of his eye and a kick to the head,
Suh gave Eli fear, it filled him with dread.

He has not one ring, for all of his work,
And Phil’s always screaming; he seems like a jerk.
Ignoring coverage, looking deep Carson throws,
And giving a nod, to Fitzgerald he goes!

Fans cheered as they may, to their teams gave a whistle,
And away teams were met with jeers of dismissal.
But I heard them exclaim, off-season in hindsight,
"Happy Football to all, and to all a Good-Night!"

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Sep 4, 2014

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Can we get a Raiders poster and a Jaguars poster to do a duet of 'Agony' from Into the Woods?

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Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Doppelganger posted:

Can we get a Raiders poster and a Jaguars poster to do a duet of 'Agony' from Into the Woods?

Bortles/Manziel to do "Skid Row" from Little Shop of Horrors

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