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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Just remember toilet paper wasn't invented until 1880, so you could become a Saint by introducing it to the time poors.

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SIDS Vicious


i watched this tv documentary series called victorian farm and fiona decided she thinks we should go and run a victorian farm ourselves, and yeah gently caress that haha no way

google THIS

my kids would literally be dead, hell they'd probably be dead if I lived in the 1970's

pig slut lisa

irl is good


I would invent toilet paper

pig slut lisa

irl is good


pig slut lisa posted:

I would invent toilet paper

drat just read the second half of your op and that's literally what you suggested

pig slut lisa

irl is good


i am a busy man, i dont have time to finish sente

google THIS

I might give it a trial run though, I hear it was a very good time to be white

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


i'm not white so no. being enslaved doesn't sound v appealing :shrug:

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Jett posted:

I might give it a trial run though, I hear it was a very good time to be white

haha as if there was ever a bad time

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

boy what a pain being white! yikes

Captain No-mates

Bo-Pepper posted:

boy what a pain being white! yikes

i imagine getting captured by barbary corsairs probably sucked if u were white

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Captain No-mates posted:

i imagine getting captured by barbary corsairs probably sucked if u were white

well sure as a specific scenario but generally throughout history being white's been a-ok

google THIS

I think there was a time when we mostly ate pickled fish and the only people we had to rape were each other

Captain No-mates

Bo-Pepper posted:

well sure as a specific scenario but generally throughout history being white's been a-ok

what about reverse racism and the abomination of obamas administration?

Lil Cunty


i would have died by age 12, tops

so no i wouldn't

brotherly

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
why would anyone want to live before the internet was invented

alnilam

I was born with 2 holes in my heart :love:
so I'd be dead so no

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
no thank you

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

the brotherly phl posted:

why would anyone want to live before the internet was invented

much easier time to get away with murder.

think about it: you could kill your neighbor and covet his wife.

Savage For The Winjun


Iggy Koopa posted:

i watched this tv documentary series called victorian farm and fiona decided she thinks we should go and run a victorian farm ourselves, and yeah gently caress that haha no way

the victorian era is not the 1600's bro

poverty goat



all you need to survive the 17th century is a safe filled with antibiotics and flea shampoo

then you can set yourself up as some king's personal doctor and you will be regarded as a powerful wizard with the power of eternal life and youll be generally be safe from plague and whatnot so you can just have the king's lackeys bring you freshly deloused peasant virgins every night and theyll do it

SIDS Vicious


Twilight Matrix posted:

the victorian era is not the 1600's bro

either way there is no god drat electricity so no thank you haha

pig slut lisa

irl is good


alnilam posted:

I was born with 2 holes in my heart :love:
so I'd be dead so no

blood gotta get in somewhere

blood gotta get out somewhere

i don't see what the problem is

alnilam

2 extra holes in my heart but good point psl

being born with holes in my heart is my claim to being able to sing the blues

alnilam

yeah i haven't experienced real suffering in my life on the level that you have, but i was literally born with a broken heart, like, medically speakgin, so :shrug:

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

alnilam posted:

yeah i haven't experienced real suffering in my life on the level that you have, but i was literally born with a broken heart, like, medically speakgin, so :shrug:

So you were born under a bad sign, youve been down since you began to crawl?

alnilam

Cosmic Charlie posted:

So you were born under a bad sign, youve been down since you began to crawl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ow1u9J54Cs best bass

google THIS

lemme tell you a thing or two about hearts

precision

by VideoGames
if i were a rich white man, gently caress yes

otherwise, hell to the naw

joke_explainer


hell no, even as a rich white man you got to deal with poo poo like 'aw man your arm is infected! well hmm... I can saw it off with rough tools, you can bite down on this leather strap as a pain deterrent if you want, try to stay really still'. Now I can give myself a run of horse penicillin ordered off amazon if I get a staph infection and save my arm without barely even thinking about it.

No amount of money or power or status would be worth living in any previous era for me. I would rather be a nobody in 2014 than any other person in history.

ZeroCount


i literally kill myself every time my wifi so much as hiccups so im gonna decline

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