the one real true apple keynote thread 9/9/2014 10am pacific / 1pm eastern

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what iphone will you buy today This poll is closed.
4.7 inch iphone	6	40.00%
5.5 inch iphone	2	13.33%
iphone 5s	4	26.67%
iphone 5c	3	20.00%
Total:	10 votes

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A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

ok folks close the other threads and use this thread for things apple will announce today

# ? Sep 9, 2014 15:44

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# ? May 15, 2024 12:26

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

go gently caress yourself - timb

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:04

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

the iPhone 6 will run WebOS #iPhoneRumors

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:05

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

apple are still going?

i though they went under after that steve hobs guy died of aids

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:10

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

you will pay for this

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:11

med school head: Apr 17, 2012

boy oh boy GAS

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:11

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

i tried voting for none of the products, but the forum won't let me :argh:

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:14

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

prefect posted:

i tried voting for none of the products, but the forum won't let me

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:16

Egan Yardley: Jun 11, 2010

a 36x24 iphone would really suit my needs

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:17

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

Egan Yardley posted:

a 36x24 iphone would really suit my needs

36-24-36 iphone ;-*

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:19

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

poty posted:

you will pay for this

lol go eat some megabread about it and get poisoned from eating grains

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:24

Egan Yardley: Jun 11, 2010

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

36-24-36 iphone

only if its 5:3

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:25

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

a phone thats the same aspect ratio as the monoliths in 2001 a space odyssey

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:28

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Silver Alicorn posted:

a phone thats the same aspect ratio as the monoliths in 2001 a space odyssey

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:31

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

the same aspect ratio and as featureless as the monoliths in 2001

no screen. no buttons. simple.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:34

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

the same aspect ratio and as featureless as the monoliths in 2001

no screen. no buttons. simple.

same except you have to sidetalkin' into it

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:35

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

but it gets reception all the way to jupiter

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:36

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# ? May 15, 2024 12:26

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

the same aspect ratio and as featureless as the monoliths in 2001

no screen. no buttons. simple.

i would buy an apple phone if they made it look just like a monolith :swoon:

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:39

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