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Fuck My Ass
:getin:

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3D Megadoodoo

This combination of thread title, smiley, and OP's forums name is making me feel weird and wonderful things.

3D Megadoodoo

Oh I just need to poop :shrug:

tradjik

i have cum

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
cum police: stop right there!! please cum into this sir. Youre under arrest!

3D Megadoodoo

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL CUM!

tradjik

i deal cum 2 cute girls for 1 fucks a pop

cool biRd pics

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
'purt 'purt

good gangtag while it lastedf

tao of lmao

OP is not dead yet and for that, I am glad. Stay safe, OP.

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
Sir, i just cheked his cum.. and his Zalo levels.. they are higher than anything ive ever seen

nvm no cake

me: ah, yes, i see the suspect left a big puddle of cum behind.

*dabs finger into cum*

me: hmmmm. it's still warm.

*dabs thumb and finger together*

me: a nice consistency, thorough stickyness.

*tastes the cum* a little on the salty side, but that is to be expected.


victim: wtf? are you the cum police or something?

me: me? oh, no. i'm just a guy who loves cum :greenangel:

treasure bear

cum gross

ugh

yucko

google THIS

I shot the cum sheriff but I did not shoot the cum deputee

Sleepy Sip

cum cop killah

3D Megadoodoo

cuu-um police
arrest this man
he comes in baths
he jizzes like a fridge
he's like a denuded radio

cuu-um police
arrest this girl
her Hitler hairdo
is making me feel myself
and we have 'gasmed her partly

this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
when you mess with us

cuu-um police
i've given all I can
it's not enough
i've given all I can
but we're still on the payroll

this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
when you mess with us

for a minute there
i touched myself, i touched myself
splurt, for a minute there
i touched myself, i touched myself

for a minute there
i touched myself, i touched myself
splurt, for a minute there
i touched myself, i touched myself

tradjik

Jerry Cotton posted:

cuu-um police
arrest this man
he comes in baths
he jizzes like a fridge
he's like a denuded radio

cuu-um police
arrest this girl
her Hitler hairdo
is making me feel myself
and we have 'gasmed her partly

this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
when you mess with us

cuu-um police
i've given all I can
it's not enough
i've given all I can
but we're still on the payroll

this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
when you mess with us

for a minute there
i touched myself, i touched myself
splurt, for a minute there
i touched myself, i touched myself

for a minute there
i touched myself, i touched myself
splurt, for a minute there
i touched myself, i touched myself

i like this song

3D Megadoodoo

tradjik posted:

i like this song

lol u like radiohead

3D Megadoodoo

(i do too)

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Scaly Haylie

The Green Calx posted:

me: ah, yes, i see the suspect left a big puddle of cum behind.

*dabs finger into cum*

me: hmmmm. it's still warm.

*dabs thumb and finger together*

me: a nice consistency, thorough stickyness.

*tastes the cum* a little on the salty side, but that is to be expected.


victim: wtf? are you the cum police or something?

me: me? oh, no. i'm just a guy who loves cum :greenangel:

just goes to show you there's a vas deferens between a cum policeman and a cum enthusiast

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