byob eugenics program Q&A

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treasure bear

hi byob as we all know the purity of the byob posting race is on the decline due to interposting with shitposters and other undesirables so we need a solution to set us back on the path to our glorious destiny in the goldmine.

so i'd like to announce the

good posters will be selected for a focused breeding program to produce offspring with desirable posting traits whereas bad posters will be sent elsewhere

any quesions?

# ? Sep 10, 2014 16:51

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

is this where name eugene came frahm

# ? Sep 10, 2014 16:53

Captain No-mates

when will i be allocated my curvy goodposting goonette?

# ? Sep 10, 2014 16:53

treasure bear

WetNightmare posted:

is this where name eugene came frahm

yes i think so

# ? Sep 10, 2014 16:53

alnilam

what if someone accidentally says "boo-genics," then we might get scared :ohdear:

# ? Sep 10, 2014 16:54

treasure bear

Captain No-mates posted:

when will i be allocated my curvy goodposting goonette?

all posters will be required to attend a posting quality assessment center where they will be scored on various factors such as funnyness, chillness and general posting aptitude

once assessment is complete we can begin the pairing / cleansing

# ? Sep 10, 2014 16:56

treasure bear

alnilam posted:

what if someone accidentally says "boo-genics," then we might get scared

we are aware of the potential spookiness this entails and would like to say you have nothing to fear from this process

# ? Sep 10, 2014 16:58

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He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

is there an appeals process on the eugenics program decision making body? i want to ensure that all posts are carefully screened by a system weighed with checks and balances.

# ? Sep 10, 2014 17:34

DinosaurDavid: Froody

I see, we round up all of the 'good' posters and send them to 'breeding camps' where they can 'improve byob', and end up in a 'goldmine' (in the ground).

I think I have a few nominees.

# ? Sep 10, 2014 18:03

DinosaurDavid: Froody

If I sell out the hiding places of my fellow poo poo posters will I be granted some kind of immunity?

# ? Sep 10, 2014 18:03

treasure bear

DinosaurDavid posted:

If I sell out the hiding places of my fellow poo poo posters will I be granted some kind of immunity?

you will be given a special badge

# ? Sep 10, 2014 18:23

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Angry Fish posted:

is there an appeals process on the eugenics program decision making body? i want to ensure that all posts are carefully screened by a system weighed with checks and balances.

I'm sorry angry fish you're the first to go by any metric we decide to use

# ? Sep 10, 2014 18:39