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December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

bacalou posted:

one does not simply taste an opal. to consume an opal is to know an opal. iridescence given form, an entire spectrum, hints of past, present, and future mixed with a chokingly sharp fruit flavor. i grind up half of the opal with some moonsalt and seven drops of water taken from a recalcitrant beetle mid-sip. the rest of the opal is submerged with the liquid in my enchanted chalice and meditated upon untils its essence is absorbed into my being. after the ritual, the mixture is consumed. for step-by-step instructions with pictures [56k WARNING!] and a message board for discussion on opals as a means of attaining the immortal essence of mother earth within your corporeal being, please click here.

if the beetle is irate i find the potency of this ritual is greatly impacted be alert and up to date on your beetle body language

# ? Sep 16, 2014 09:22

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# ? May 6, 2024 15:03

Stormyish

this stone very tricky stone, try to fly away before eat. best catch with butterfly net or with your hands if you can catch it flying by. very angry stone, shout mean things at brain if lands on head. very tasty stone if caught, like salt and playground woodchips.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 09:25

beer pal

im planning a trip to ireland so i can taste the blarney stone

# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:54

dogcrash truther

beer pal posted:

im planning a trip to ireland so i can taste the blarney stone

i dn't believe you

# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Funnypost Collabo posted:

This thread is gneiss

holy schist!

# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:08

bog pixie

Pro Target posted:

It's Sour For The Gut, A Real Pain and Covered In Soil

Oh! Is It An Apple? A Sweet Taste To The Tongue!

To Eat It Is To Know It. Very Distinctive. Very Disturbing

NOBODY LIKES THIS HATEFUL THING!

Too Hard! Too Hard To Eat! Breaking Bone and Crunching Teeth!

# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:45

FartGhost

Pro Target posted:

It's Sour For The Gut, A Real Pain and Covered In Soil

Oh! Is It An Apple? A Sweet Taste To The Tongue!

To Eat It Is To Know It. Very Distinctive. Very Disturbing

NOBODY LIKES THIS HATEFUL THING!

Too Hard! Too Hard To Eat! Breaking Bone and Crunching Teeth!

dogcrash truther posted:

I recently had this "sampler." The plating was excellent. Reviews as follows. Clockwise from top:

1) These were not stones. The chef was trying to be "avant-garde." Did not work for me.
2) Sour and terrible in the stomach.
3) Dope mouthfeel, a meeting with flavor resulting in the scheduling of further meetings.
4) This was ice. I vomited.
5) Crudescence of naptha, a static salsa.
6) One of these is in the heart of every child, waiting to be uncovered by a loved one's fecklessness. Palate cleansing.
7) Butter bomb with crunch
8) It's a Soul of Mole. Soapy and necessary.
9) Ground sushi, fresh and complex.
10) A dark dimension for the tongue

# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:48

bwatts

stoners :P

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:29

FluffieDuckie

Bureaus Watts posted:

stoners :P

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:46

Peanut Butler

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

holy schist!

u marble be kidding me

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:56

Stormyish

I feel like the take these kind of threads for granite

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Stormyish posted:

I feel like the take these kind of threads for granite

that's what we get for living such sedimentary lifestyles

# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:28

City of Glompton

I can appreciate your bespoke and artisanal stones & gems...however, it would be a shame not to mention that anyone can make a delicious meal at home for a fraction of the price.

my local sand and gravel sells wholesome local, organic river rock for a very small cost

I found these fancier stones on clearance at target (I like to call it "tar-jay") and with my store and manufacturer coupons, I got them for a few pennies on the dollar. they add a lot of zing to my regular casseroles. as long as you freeze them, they will stay fresh for a long time, so don't be afraid to buy in bulk.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:34

Afro Doug

beer pal posted:

im planning a trip to ireland so i can taste the blarney stone

it tastes like piss

# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:37

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I call it the Blimey Stone. ha ha

# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:40

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Siluvayne posted:

(I like to call it "tar-jay")

a mom spotted

# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:44

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

pig slut lisa posted:

a mom spotted

i'm pretty sure that's a dad joke pig slut

# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:45

j883376: Linux Toddler!

# ? Sep 17, 2014 09:57

nvm no cake

j883376 posted:

# ? Sep 17, 2014 10:09

Matoi Ryuko

j883376 posted:

I like your hat.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 10:15

Pedantra: by Lowtax

<- me thinkign about eating the stones

# ? Sep 17, 2014 10:26

ulvir

j883376 posted:

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:38

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# ? May 6, 2024 15:03

ulvir

To the left:
Tangy flavour of oil and squid combined with crunchy deliciousness forged by the Gods, a proper delicacy

to the right:
Imagine century egg with added sweetness of honey and a hint of resin to make this a Must Try for all

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:43

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