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Slaapaav

by Azathoth
Studies done indicate that the sense of "flying" encourages a cricket's fighting spirit.[5] In a study done, a losing cricket put back into the ring will only go back to fight one out of ten times.[5] If crickets are shaken and thrown in the air repeatedly, they will fight again six out of ten times.[5] If a cricket is taped to the blade of a ceiling fan and the fan is turned on, it will go back to fight every time and will usually come out the winner.[5]

from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket_fighting

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the unabonger
Hosted in the small village of Blackawton, It is also known as the International Festival of Worm Charming which takes place in South Devon in South West England during the early May Bank Holiday. Although the event does not rival the World Worm Charming Championships, it is fundamentally different in that it has a much more vibrant and colourful passage as the event is aimed at primarily attracting youngsters to get close up and personal with the creatures. It has been running since 1984 and thus far has enjoyed world-wide patronage. The Festival is also accompanied by a Real Ale Beer Festival and other quintessentially English activities.

the unabonger
Time records indicate duration (length of time for which a participant masturbated):
2014 San Francisco[edit]
United States—Men's distance record set in 2014 by (nom de plume) Punknine— 12 feet 10 inches (3.9 m)
2012 San Francisco[edit]
The new world record holder for the longest time spent masturbating is porn star Sonny Nash, who masturbated for 10 hours and 10 minutes on May 27, 2012.
2010 San Francisco[edit]
The former record holder of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating" is sex toy company TENGA worker Masanobu Sato, who pleasured himself for 9 hours and 58 minutes.
2009 San Francisco[edit]
United States—Men's distance record set in 2009 by (nom de plume) Mr. Flint Greasewood—5 feet 4 inches (1.63 m).[8]
2009 Denmark[edit]
Masturbation time—men: 7 hours and 45 minutes
Masturbation time—women: 5 hours and 4 minutes
Number of orgasms—men: 8—Danish record
Number of orgasms—women: 222—World record
Ejaculation distance—men: 8 feet 2.5 inches (2.5 m)
Ejaculation distance—women: 10 feet 4 inches (3.15 m)– World record
Target ejaculation—men: 6 centimetres (2.4 in) from bull's eye
Target ejaculation—women: All over bull's eye[8]

Defo Not ICUCMECU
Slavery in the United States was the legal institution of chattel slavery that existed in the United States of America in the 18th and 19th centuries. Slavery had been practiced in British North America from early colonial days, and was recognized in the Thirteen Colonies at the time of the Declaration of Independence in 1776. When the United States was founded, even though some free persons of color were present, the status of slave was largely coincident with being of African descent, creating a system and legacy in which race played an influential role. After the Revolutionary War, abolitionist laws and sentiment gradually spread in the Northern states, while the rapid expansion of the cotton industry from 1800 led to the Southern states strongly identifying with slavery, and attempting to extend it into the new Western territories. The United States was polarized by slavery into slave and free states along the Mason-Dixon Line, which separated Maryland (slave) and Pennsylvania (free).
Although the international slave trade was prohibited from 1808, internal slave-trading continued, and the slave population would eventually peak at four million before abolition.[1][2]
As the West opened up, the Southern states believed they needed to keep a balance between the numbers of slave and free states, in order to maintain a balance of power in Congress. The new territories acquired from Britain, France and Mexico were the subject of major political compromises. By 1850, the newly rich cotton-growing South was threatening to secede from the Union, and tensions continued to rise. With church ministers under pressure to preach slavery doctrine conforming to the local politics, the Baptist and Methodist churches split into regional organizations. When Abraham Lincoln won the 1860 election on a platform of no new slave states, the South finally broke away to form the Confederacy. This marked the start of the Civil War, which caused a huge disruption of Southern life, with many slaves either escaping or being liberated by the Union armies. The war effectively ended slavery, before the Thirteenth Amendment (December 1865) formally outlawed the institution throughout the United States.

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you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
An example of an ambiguous phrase appears in they stood near a group of alien lovers, which without a hyphen implies that they stood near a group of lovers who were aliens; they stood near a group of alien-lovers clarifies that they stood near a group of people who loved aliens, as "alien" can be either an adjective or a noun. On the other hand, in the phrase a hungry pizza-lover, the hyphen will often be omitted (a hungry pizza lover), as "pizza" cannot be an adjective and the phrase is therefore unambiguous.

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fan wikis are cheating



but simple english wiki isnt >:)

ulvir

Until 1644, when Japanese onnagata actors were required to adopt male hairstyles regardless of the gender they were portraying, actors playing characters like female warriors capitalised on the interest in the futanari quality, which was common in both samurai and commoner society.[1]

Little Blue Couch

WIRED FOR SOUND
AND
DOWN FOR WHATEVER
According to its FAQ, its purpose is neither to encourage nor discourage suicide.

Little Blue Couch

WIRED FOR SOUND
AND
DOWN FOR WHATEVER
i meant to post that to alt.southpark.furthermore

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


The Fresh Prince posted:

Ejaculation distance—men: 8 feet 2.5 inches (2.5 m)
Ejaculation distance—women: 10 feet 4 inches (3.15 m)– World record

:eyepop:

smoobles


how!!!!!.....woman do not ejaculate

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


smoobles posted:

how!!!!!.....woman do not ejaculate

with her penis. duh

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Pizzatime

that's some hosed up poo poo alright

-wikipedia

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