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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Good Morning Everyone!
 
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Pizzatime

 Rise and Shine! :yotj:

* # ? Sep 20, 2014 12:51
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savex
 Good morning!

* # ? Sep 20, 2014 13:00
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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
:wave:

Good Morning!
:coffeepal:

* # ? Sep 20, 2014 14:35
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mycophobia
 good morning

how's everyone coping with their hangover

* # ? Sep 20, 2014 14:43
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ron color
 hi good morning pizza time.I thought we could be friendly rivals but I'm reading your posts and there's a Really mean look on my face

* # ? Sep 20, 2014 14:51
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tradjik

 its 10pm and im considering rolling a joibnt and walking over to the park so i can look cool in public

* # ? Sep 20, 2014 15:01
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ron color
 make it a spliff no one witl ever know

* # ? Sep 20, 2014 15:10
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ron color
 they will 1. See you with a jazz cigarette and say you look too cool...to the police!!
2. Police will smell the tobacco and say oh no it's a notmal cigarette
3. You'll be like 'what?' But you'll really be all 'whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat'

* # ? Sep 20, 2014 15:14
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tradjik

ron color posted:

make it a spliff no one witl ever know

i would do this but i have no rolling tobacco

im just going to stay at home and smoke bongs

* # ? Sep 20, 2014 15:19
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tradjik

ron color posted:

they will 1. See you with a jazz cigarette and say you look too cool...to the police!!
2. Police will smell the tobacco and say oh no it's a notmal cigarette
3. You'll be like 'what?' But you'll really be all 'whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat'

this reminds me of the time i took the train to the city witrh my friend and we were drinking cask wine and juice ouyt of a juice bottle and the cops came up to me and were like is that alcohol and i was like haha its just juice man here smell it and he smelled it and was like wow it is juice... why are u even drinking warm juice

tradjik fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Sep 20, 2014
* # ? Sep 20, 2014 15:23
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ron color
 also would have accepted,:colbert: what are you...the juice police?:smug:

* # ? Sep 20, 2014 15:44
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tradjik

ron color posted:

also would have accepted,:colbert: what are you...the juice police?:smug:

if i said that they would have gotten interested in me then realized that i am in fact heavily inebriated and drinking in public but i appreciate you seeing the humour in the situation

* # ? Sep 20, 2014 16:15
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Pizzatime

 yesterday we smoked an apple

* # ? Sep 20, 2014 16:41
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Senior Management



 GOOD MORNING UNIT AND HOPEFULLY NOT MOURNING UNIT EARTH BASED EGG DEVOURERS. THE SUN HAS RECENTLY INITIATED PHASE ALIGNMENT WITH MOST OF YOUR PRESENT LOCATIONS. PLEASE BE SAFE UNTIL THE SOOTHING DARK TIME RETURNS.

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Qwerinty

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A friend took me to breakfast to celebrate her new job and I had a liter of some really, really strong mimosa, so now I'm burning one on top of that and it's a pretty good morning

* # ? Sep 20, 2014 17:16
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