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Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete

CharlestonJew posted:

was just about to post this. if you follow that trick you'll win about 90% of the time.

wait what?

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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

God Hand loving Sucks!

This man is not afraid to speak his mind and that is an attractive thing

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
Except he clearly lost it.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Having balls only matters if you're right.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
reasons god hand sucks:

-terrible camera
-too loving easy
-clover sucks rear end
-the music sucks
-art sucks
-no story
-fist fighting is loving boring as poo poo
-terrible enemy A.I

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s544sFja5k

nice russian cellphone video qualit...wait..thats the actual loving game? haha

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Goon Hand

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Concordat posted:

wait what?

so when you unlock chihuahua racing every chihuahua's chances of winning are based on its odds. except for the one dog named Lucky Clover who wins 90% of the time.

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
Oh right, I thought you meant the slots.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
I got to that circus bitch and couldn't beat her because I'm bad at this game.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

"sometimes nothing... can be a real God Hand" - god hand luke

i don't know. they're not all winners folks

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
rodin in the beginning of bayonetta uses home run god with the same animation

the best animation in god hand is a 3 way tie:
ladder jump, running, or gene's random swagger thing he does when you own someone

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?
uhhh poke of god?

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
poke of god and yes maam kablaam are really good but not in the same tier imo

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

rocket_man38 posted:

I got to that circus bitch and couldn't beat her because I'm bad at this game.

sounds like the real bitch was you

she turned you into a chihuahua.

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

rocket_man38 posted:

I got to that circus bitch and couldn't beat her because I'm bad at this game.

that whole part of the game is pretty

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
If you get grabbed by the gorilla he swings you around and you get a random button QTE to dodge. The game doesn't care if you push the wrong button, so hitting all four face buttons means you always dodge.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

thanks Cheat Code Central

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
click here for a free naked horse

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Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Evil Eagle posted:

sounds like the real bitch was you

she turned you into a chihuahua.
:eyepop:

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