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Illusion! Make people think you are great and powerful, when really you're just an old guy standing behind a curtain.
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Necromancy. Lord of the dead. Raise zombos and skel. Lichs are hot poo poo in the undead community so if you are one all the dead babes and spooky sluts will be into you, big time. Imagine a mummy whore slowly stripping her bandages off, revealing one dank, rancid tiddy. LOL.
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Sep 23, 2014 20:32
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Me and my mate Bix ran a campaign like that once, party spent DAYS in his man cave , just kicking back, drinking coors aftrer coors, gettin our willies wet in the slut-filled Kingdom of Blackghetto. I found a hole in my man's kitchen wall where I could see his sister (hambeast lol but whatcha gonnna do?) take showers, and let's just say I was spankinged my staff all over the countertop every break we got, hunched over in the kitch praying to Glittergold noone walks in for a reup on the Icehouse, I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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Sep 23, 2014 20:44
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mancermancy: can summon/control anything with mancer in the name necromancers for undead romancers for bardic stuff pyromancers for fire cybermancy for ownage
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Sep 23, 2014 20:47
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Necromancy is pretty much self-evidently the best
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Sep 23, 2014 21:10
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ahh the skeleton meme. great gbs stuff!
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Sep 23, 2014 21:22
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The one that teleports me out this poo poo rear end thread, OP
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Sep 23, 2014 21:28
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Doctor Goat posted:cybermancy for ownage you gain brozouf
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Sep 23, 2014 22:19
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what the hell is transmutation?
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Sep 23, 2014 22:37
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big duck equals goose posted:what the hell is transmutation? alchemy. polymorphing. things turning into other things.
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Sep 23, 2014 22:43
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Muscle wizard.
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Sep 23, 2014 22:43
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Mentalism - Netherese specializations 4 lyfe yo 
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Sep 23, 2014 23:28
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none of them none of them are the best specialization because wizards are losers berserker 4 lyfe, nerds 
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Sep 23, 2014 23:40
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This one
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Sep 24, 2014 02:07
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osteomancy
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Sep 24, 2014 03:08
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DoubleDonut posted:This one i need to feel the arcane energies on my hot ripped bod when i'm doing magic
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Sep 24, 2014 03:35
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i need to feel the arcane energies on my hot ripped bod when i'm doing magic I see you went Illusionist
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Sep 24, 2014 04:01
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Sorcery 
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Sep 24, 2014 04:04
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Pastamancy because I like some tasty noodles once in a while but boiling water takes too loving long
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Sep 24, 2014 04:07
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Muscle wizard. came here to post this
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Sep 24, 2014 04:10
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Illusion gets rad save or dies that give people lethal heart attacks, but they're usually pretty lovely in games. Trasmutation then prolly, turning stuff into gold, turning cats into cat babes, turning penis into bigger penis. That's the life.
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Sep 24, 2014 04:13
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I feel like pastamancy isn't something I just invented and I accidentally referenced a really loving lame show or game or something
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Sep 24, 2014 04:13
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Mach2 posted:I feel like pastamancy isn't something I just invented and I accidentally referenced a really loving lame show or game or something According to google: Kingdom of loathing.
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Sep 24, 2014 04:19
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No Such Thing posted:According to google: Kingdom of loathing. Oh at least I didn't reference something I hate.
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Sep 24, 2014 04:46
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realtalk though I always liked fire magic the best
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Sep 24, 2014 04:47
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Blue Mages because breathing Malboro fartbreath at people owns
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Sep 24, 2014 04:57
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still no votes for divination, cemeting its status as the lamest school of magic.
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Sep 24, 2014 05:42
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Necromany: Because who needs to make friends when you can make them! Lovers too. Just use your spark cantrip to heat things up in the bedroom beforehand if you know what I mean.
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Sep 24, 2014 05:42
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Kylra posted:Necromany: Because who needs to make friends when you can make them! excuse me but fiery skeleton sex DOES affect me as a law abiding citizen because it does not stay in the bedroom, the fires spread to the entire street and people die and become more fire skeletons that continue to gently caress and spread more fire vote no on proposition 17
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Sep 24, 2014 06:04
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Divination would be cool if you turned it into crystal shooting or something all the gay d&d magic poo poo needs to be arcade gamed up
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Sep 24, 2014 13:08
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Mach2 posted:Blue Mages because breathing Malboro fartbreath at people owns I remember when Quistis learned bad breath I was real embarrassed for her
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