1KoB Week 5: First Perfect Thou

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Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Andy Dalton - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing
A.J. Green - Receiving
Julian Edelman - Receiving

Tucker - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing

Polamalu Token in play

# ? Oct 6, 2014 01:12

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# ? May 6, 2024 22:21

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Jamaal Charles -Rushing Yards
Terrance Williams - Receiving Yards

Tucker #: Russel Wilson - Passing Yards

743 plus Wilson seems just about right.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 01:17

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

A Rodgers - Passing 156
K Orton - Passing 308
B Hoyer - Passing 292

Tucker # - R Wilson Passing

I think I've nailed it this time!

756 going into Monday. Bit higher then I'd like but I'm feeling pretty good!

# ? Oct 6, 2014 01:28

Aztec Galactus: Sep 12, 2002

Dubar posted:

god all my normal strategies this season just aren't feasible this week, stupid matchups. Here goes.

Geno Smith - Passing Yards 27
Michael Vick - Passing Yards 47
Alex Smith - Passing Yards 175
Lesean McCoy - Receiving Yards 5
TY Hilton - Receiving Yards 90
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards 107

Tucker - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards

Holy crap Jets I knew the passing game was bad but this is ridiculous. Guess I need 549 yards from Cousins. Maybe the seahawks defense will forget that they are good

# ? Oct 6, 2014 01:49

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

OrangeKing posted:

Geno Smith - Passing Yards (27)
Chris Ivory - Rushing Yards (44)
Eric Decker - Receiving Yards (0)
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards (312)
Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards (273)
Tucker Number: Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards

656 + Morris. Thanks a lot, Jets!

# ? Oct 6, 2014 01:53

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Lt. Chips posted:

Tony Romo - Passing Yards 324
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards 288
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards 61
Julio Jones - Receiving Yards 105
TY Hilton - Receiving Yards 90
Sammy Watkins - Receiving Yards 87

Tucker Number: Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards ?

Total so far: 955

Oh boy. I'm probably busting.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 03:13

Jaysus: Sep 17, 2004; "Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"

Jaysus posted:

667 so far. Feels like a pretty comfortable number with Russ and Gates left.

+60 for Gates

727 with Wilson passing to go. Could be good!

# ? Oct 6, 2014 03:30

cosmic gumbo

Mar 26, 2005

IMA

GRIP

SIP

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

Jat Cutler - passing 289
Drew Brees - passing 371
Blake Bortles - passing 191

Tucker Number - Marshawn Lynch - rushing

851. I probably won't need the token but this should be a good week for me.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:01

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

At 864 plus Wilson's passing tomorrow. I'm sure this'll be one of those games where the Seahawks run the ball 45 times, right?

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:34

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Mughe posted:

Jay Cutler - Passing
Matt Ryan - Passing
Andrew Luck - Passing
Chris Ivory - Rushing
Shane Vereen - Receiving

Tucker Number Russell Wilson - Rushing

979 with Wilson's rushing to go... I'm going to bust so hard aren't I?

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:54

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

I'm so loving bad at this game... I'm not picking anyone from Philly this week because I feel like that curses the team to play terrible on offense.

Matt Stafford - Passing Yards - 221 yards
Tony Romo - Passing Yards - 324 yards
Steve Smith - Receiving Yards - 34 yards
Victor Cruz - Receiving Yards - 22 yards
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards - 107 yards
Gio Bernard - Rushing Yards - 62 yards

Tucker Number - Alred Morris, Rushing Yards

770. Why can't I loving do this anymore :suicide:

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:55

Felter Chesthard: Sep 11, 2001

Felter Chesthard posted:

Andrew Luck - Passing - 312
Blake Bortles - Passing - 191
Chad Henne - Passing - 0
Joe Flacco - Passing - 235
Andre Ellington - Receiving - 112

Tucker # - Alfred Morris - Rushing

850 with Alfred to go. Feeling good. Ellington really came through in the passing game

# ? Oct 6, 2014 05:57

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Eli Manning - passing - 200
Joe Flacco - passing - 235
Kelvin Benjamin - receiving - 38
Emmanuel Sanders - receiving - 101
Giovani Bernard - rushing - 62

Tucker #: Alfred Morris - rushing

636 + Morris

Well then. Thank god for...nope won't go there. But at least I had one guy perform where I expected him to.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 06:07

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

13 year old girls posted:

A new week, a new hope.

Aaron Rodgers - 156 Passing yards
Matty "Ice" Stafford - 221 Passing yards
Tom Brady - 292 Passing yards
Shane Vereen - 90 Rushing yards
Frank Gore - 107 Rushing yards

Tucker Number: Marshawn Lynch - Rushing yards

Let's spice it up by not going with any WRs this week. Throw the drat ball or run the drat ball.

Currently at 866 before we switch on the Beast Mode. 134 is definitely an attainable number so I am a little nervous.

barnold fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Oct 6, 2014

# ? Oct 6, 2014 06:14

Gandalf21: May 17, 2012

Gandalf21 posted:

Big Ben - Passing Yards - 273
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards - 288
Demarco Murray - Rushing Yards - 136
Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards - 62
Giovani Bernard - Receiving Yards - 10

Tucker Number - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

769 with Lynch to go. I'll take it I guess.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 06:35

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

I have exactly 900 yards with Lynch left. Gonna be a great week or a tragic week.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 08:52

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

Drew Brees - passing yards - 371
Eli Manning - passing yards - 200
Philip Rivers - passing yards - 288
tucker number Doug Baldwin - receiving yards

859 + Baldwin's receiving yards = There is no way I could possibly bust right?

# ? Oct 6, 2014 14:43

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

Mind_Taker posted:

Matt Forte - Rushing Yards 61
Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards 66
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards 81
Julio Jones - Receiving Yards 105
Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards 36
DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards 136
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards 107
A.J. Green - Receiving Yards 81
Reggie Wayne - Receiving Yards 77

Tucker Number: Russell Wilson - Passing Yards

750 with Russell Wilson left to go. Gonna be close.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 14:49

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

WaffleZombie posted:

Kyle Orton - Passing Yards
Blake Bortles - Passing Yards
Geno Smith - Passing Yards
Jeremy Maclin - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

602 + Lynch. I guess it's a good thing my token doesn't work on Beast Mode, as I won't need it.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 15:22

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

OxySnake posted:

Jay Cutler - Passing Yards - 289
Drew Brees - Passing Yards - 371
Kyle Orton - Passing Yards - 308

Tucker: Doug Baldwin - Receiving Yards

Going big after lovely weeks.

:Ryan Token:

968 With Baldwin to go. Probably going to bust, or the Ryan Token is gonna go huge.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 16:57

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

kalensc posted:

pre:

Dallas Cowboys      - Rushing Yards - 140
Pittsburgh Steelers - Rushing Yards - 111
New Orleans Saints  - Rushing Yards - 140
Philadelphia Eagles - Rushing Yards - 145
Chicago Bears       - Rushing Yards - 085
New York Giants     - Rushing Yards - 124
Cleveland Browns    - Rushing Yards - 175

Russell Wilson - Sea- Rushing Yards - Tucker #

920, c'mon top-10 finish, I need me some refreshed token!

# ? Oct 6, 2014 17:57

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

solauran posted:

With Brady fading, Orton supplanting Manuel, and Geno throwing more picks than TDs the AFCE QB situation is more in flux than ever so here comes the AFC EAST QB 1KOB: BACKUP SPECIAL

Geno Smith - Passing - 27
Geno Smith - Rushing - 3
Michael Vick - Passing - 47
Michael Vick - Rushing - 14
Kyle Orton - Passing - 308
Kyle Orton - Rushing - 0
E.J. Manuel - Passing - 0
E.J. Manuel - Rushing - 0
Tom Brady - Passing - 292
Tom Brady - Rushing - 13
Jimmy Garappolo - Passing - 0
Jimmy Garappolo - Rushing - -4

TUCKER: Russell Wilson - Passing - ???

Cue sad trombone for the Jets but Brady and Orton exceeded expectations. 700 with Wilson to go, not bad not bad. Hoping that Redskins secondary sucks just hard enough so the Seahawks don't go up big early and run out the rest of the game.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 18:04