I have an oily t-zone byob

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any tips?

# ? Oct 8, 2014 13:29

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# ? Oct 8, 2014 13:36

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# ? Oct 8, 2014 13:37

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# ? Oct 8, 2014 13:50

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Defo Not ICUCMECU posted:

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# ? Oct 8, 2014 13:53

im cute

Jett posted:

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# ? Oct 8, 2014 13:55

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i still get blackheads ands tuff a lot it's really annoying

it's like i've been 17 for 14 years

my wife thinks so too but for different reasons

# ? Oct 8, 2014 14:32

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please give me some advice itt

i don't need to use Pam to cook anymore, i just rub my forehead on the bottom of the pan and nothing sticks to it, it's convenient but also kind of embarrassing

# ? Oct 8, 2014 16:15

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Jett posted:

please give me some advice itt

i don't need to use Pam to cook anymore, i just rub my forehead on the bottom of the pan and nothing sticks to it, it's convenient but also kind of embarrassing

mods, ban this sick filth

# ? Oct 8, 2014 16:22

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

An oily taint is problematic. Clean it up as best as you can, then cut a potato in half and tape it to your taint. The potato will absorb the oil, while maintaining proper moisture levels. Afterwards, you can skin the potato (you don't want to eat tape residue!), slice it up, and have a before-bed-time snack.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 16:29