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May 4, 2024 05:32
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- les fleurs du mall
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by LadyAmbien
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is bread just raw toast or is toast just overcooked bread?
toast is a sin so the question is irrelevant
also yeast is a sin
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Oct 15, 2014 15:21
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- google THIS
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If you haven't seen real bacon in over a year it's actually possible to convince yourself turkey bacon is just as good. Has to be at least a year though.
what if i told you...it takes no time at all to convince yourself that real bacon is just as good as real bacon?
this is an advanced breakfast hack, mind you, not for the faint or diseased of heart
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Oct 15, 2014 15:54
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- Entropic
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patriarchy sucks
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what if i told you...it takes no time at all to convince yourself that real bacon is just as good as real bacon?
this is an advanced breakfast hack, mind you, not for the faint or diseased of heart
Sure, if you want to play on easy mode.
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Oct 15, 2014 15:57
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- google THIS
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turkey scientists have actually created some reasonable facsimiles of other meats, but bacon? nah. eat a turkey sausage instead, that at least has a success rate greater than 0
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Oct 15, 2014 16:00
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- alnilam
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real breakfast hacK: make a protein shake out of milk + whey powder, then put tha on cereal instead of melk
proceed to eat using goodbye turtles' page 1 spoon hack
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Oct 15, 2014 16:07
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- Entropic
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patriarchy sucks
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I didn't say it was good, I just laid out the circumstances in which it's possible to lie to yourself
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Oct 15, 2014 16:08
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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ULTRAHACK: pour the cereal into your mouth then pour in the milk to save on washing up
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Oct 15, 2014 16:09
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- smoobles
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mods please sticky
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Oct 15, 2014 16:20
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- playground tough
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thsi thread is way better than nitecrew
breakfastcrew
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Oct 15, 2014 16:35
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- alnilam
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pretty dumb i think, you really are supposed to let the beans sit in a jar for at least overnight
the extra quality from a very fresh roast is awesome but is goign to be pretty constant for at least a week (at least not distinguishably different), so there's nothing better about "roasting just enough for each cup" than about "roasting enough for the coming week," so this machine gains you nothing but single-push-button convenience, and loses you the 8-24 hour sitting time you're supposed to give
that being said if people are intimidated by roasting separately for some reason (it's really not that hard you juts need a roaster), it could be okay i guess, to bring fresh-roasted coffee to the lazy masses. i've never actually tried to brew beans minutes after i roasted them because i thought you weren't supposed to so maybe it's not so bad? but stlil not ideal
all in all popular consensus is it's best to let the beans sit, and you don't gain anything by roasting cup-by-cup instead of week-by-week, so i think this machine is gimmicky and not designed around true coffe principles
what might be better is an all-in-one machine like this except you press the button the night before and it lets the beans dwell overnight, then auto-brews at a set time in the morning or something... maybe people wouldn't like it because it's not on-demand / requires forethougth?
i'd still think it's dumb and i'd rather have a separate roaster, but it'd be better than this imo
breakfast hack: start a breakfast kickstarter... haven't really fleshed this one out yet looking to workshop it
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Oct 15, 2014 16:39
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- Entropic
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patriarchy sucks
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I'm convinced that coffee snobbery is all just placebo bullshit a million times worse than wine bullshit. It's just coffee jesus christ.
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Oct 15, 2014 16:42
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- Entropic
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patriarchy sucks
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breakfast hack: start a breakfast kickstarter... haven't really fleshed this one out yet looking to workshop it
I want to buy an Egg McMuffin for breakfast
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$0.50 pledged of $3.39 goal
15 minutes left
STRETCH GOALS:
$5
I will get a small coffee too
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Oct 15, 2014 16:46
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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i will drink any coffee put in front of me, lest i risk death
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Oct 15, 2014 16:46
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- alnilam
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dumb descriptions like "melodic fruity notes with a strong, yet light, body and a nutty finish" are bullshit and yes they ar esnobbish and high-falutin
but there are different subtle flavors to coffee and freshly roasted coffee tastes different than older coffee, bean A tastes different from bean B, dark vs light roast, etc, that i would not call snobbery
what IS snobbery is when people say "ew i wouldn't be caught dead drinking folgers" because
it's just coffee jesus christ.
in other words i enjoy poo poo coffee i just also really enjoy nice coffee, i mean i go into diners all the time and drink the poo poo they brew and enjoy it, i juts also really like to enjoy really good coffee
in a similar way i enjoy mid-tier wine but i will never turn down a nice glass of carlo rossi mmm mm
my other comment on "snobbery" is, like wine, mid-tier stuff is better than bad stuff, but past that you get diminishing returns and it's dumb to spend $100 on a bottle of wine or $40 on a bag of coffee, THAT is snobbery
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Oct 15, 2014 16:48
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- Entropic
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patriarchy sucks
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bacoff
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Oct 15, 2014 16:56
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- City of Glompton
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i will drink any coffee put in front of me, lest i risk death
same
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Oct 15, 2014 16:57
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- bird.
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if you're in a hurry you can just bring a candle and use that to toast your bread in the car
or if you ride the bus just do the same thing but be very sneaky about it
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Oct 15, 2014 17:45
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- A Time To Chill
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black coffee and some toast. problem loving solved, you nancies.
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Oct 15, 2014 19:02
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- alnilam
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I want to buy an Egg McMuffin for breakfast
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backer
$0.50 pledged of $3.39 goal
15 minutes left
STRETCH GOALS:
$5
I will get a small coffee too
*doughnates*
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Oct 15, 2014 19:06
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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i usually just have coffee
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Oct 15, 2014 19:06
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- Entropic
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patriarchy sucks
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black coffee and some toast. problem loving solved, you nancies.
It starts off all pure like that but then you're like "what if I could dip my toast in the coffee" and the next thing you know you've invented biscotti.
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Oct 15, 2014 19:08
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- les fleurs du mall
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by LadyAmbien
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Cup of drink with caffeine content and cheap cigarette
snack on dirt if u get too hungry before dinner
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Oct 15, 2014 19:18
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