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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Shoot yourself with smaller caliber bullets, so you build up an immunity to larger bullets.

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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
If you're about to be arrested, call the jail and pretend to be the sheriff. Demand to be released immediately.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
If you don't recall a person's name, call them Sam, or Ted or in the case of a lady, Tanya.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Got ALS? Dump cold water on yourself.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/24kl2b/life_hacks_for_everyday_problems/

http://imgur.com/gallery/mpnZR

playground tough
dont plagiarize

WindmillSlayer

<3

Full-Bodied Flavor

the rise and fall of Angry Fish

FluffieDuckie

god dammit

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

the more or less constant bullshit and subsequent and fall of Angry Fish

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec
Buy the type of tire gauge with the dial, not the kind with the stick that shoots out.

If I have children this is the only advice I will give them.

bwatts

Lt. Dans Legs

lmao

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


Angry Fish posted:

Shoot yourself with smaller caliber bullets, so you build up an immunity to larger bullets.

lol

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FLUFFERNUTTER
save money and suck your own dick

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