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dogcrash truther

when people get all angry about "teenagers and adults coming to my house on halloween and asking for candy." it's pretty simple. just don't give them candy. say "I'm sorry, but I'm saving the candy for the children. It would be terrible if the children arrived, and there was no candy"

# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:03

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# ? May 11, 2024 20:09

dogcrash truther

instead they just give me the candy passive-aggressively and stare at me as I go from house to house

# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:03

tao of lmao

dogcrash truther posted:

instead they just give me the candy passive-aggressively and stare at me as I go from house to house

# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:11

I AM BRAWW

I was handing out candy passive-aggressively to older people due to the fact that well, I wouldn't want them to egg and toilet paper roll my mom's house.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:12

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

i say "whoa cool you guys are dressed as somebody who's not going to get any of my sweet sweet candy" and slam the door in their face. so satisfying. then i slip a note under the door that says "faggots"

# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:13

google THIS

they get the sugar-free gummy bears

# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:14

Salmiakki

a good own would be to go ''i cant hand out candy for you as im savin it for the children'' and then you look at the person for a few seconds before goin ''oh!! you are a child, here, take it''

# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:14

I AM BRAWW

I gave the last bag to some dude growing white hair on his beard and wearing an inflatable sumo outfit instead of the little girl dressed as Minnie Mouse, because the real threat during Halloween are the older people.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:14

dogcrash truther

[handing out candy] so what are you kids dressed as? soldiers? that's cute. sorry though I have to save the candy for the older peo-- [phrase "child soldiers" flashes through head] you know what? just take it.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:29

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

i usually throw a snickers or two at the dad driving the suburban with flashers on. that guy is a problem solver...screw walking the whole way

# ? Nov 1, 2014 04:17

ron color

*holds out full size twix over bag* wait...you guys are a little old to be tricker treating? *drops in a secret palmful of Corn Nuts instead*

# ? Nov 1, 2014 04:28

i am he

ron color posted:

*holds out full size twix over bag* wait...you guys are a little old to be tricker treating? *drops in a secret palmful of Corn Nuts instead*

lol

# ? Nov 1, 2014 04:31

i am he

here's a little something for your parents too buddy *hands over used snickers wrappers, bulging with the shape of a miniature svedka*

# ? Nov 1, 2014 04:34

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I hand out Fun Size Metamucil

# ? Nov 1, 2014 05:16

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

dogcrash truther posted:

[handing out candy] so what are you kids dressed as? soldiers? that's cute. sorry though I have to save the candy for the older peo-- [phrase "child soldiers" flashes through head] you know what? just take it.

lol

# ? Nov 1, 2014 05:30

A Spider Covets

its our first year in our new house, so we got trick or treaters for the first time. i was planning on getting some bottled water or something for the adults but im glad i didnt because all of the adults that came with their kids just hung out at the end of our driveway staring like some dude who really didnt want to come to the party, but did anyways, because he supposes he has nothing better to do, sigh

# ? Nov 1, 2014 07:40

verily carefree

*handing over candy* drat teenagers *doling fistfuls of candy into the trick or treat bags of young adults* god damnit *literally pouring all the remaining candy into the sacks of the teenagers* i cant believe it

# ? Nov 1, 2014 08:42

dogcrash truther

warroar posted:

*handing over candy* drat teenagers *doling fistfuls of candy into the trick or treat bags of young adults* god damnit *literally pouring all the remaining candy into the sacks of the teenagers* i cant believe it

this

# ? Nov 1, 2014 12:44

Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

When I get trick or treaters, I give them loose change that I'll never use. I've not had trick or treaters at my house in years, or indeed anyone else

# ? Nov 1, 2014 13:10