epic rap battles of history brainstorming thread

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City of Glompton

GEExCEE posted:

Cranberry

Yo, this loving gourd, lookin hella basic
Spice lattes, pies, mang, u can just save it
Order that poo poo in my bog u get squashed
A berry step up n swat u down like CHris Bosh
U just a swollen mess of strings n seeds
When a lady get a UTI i'm what her body need
No Cucurbita pepo
Could step thru my ghetto
N u kno the berry grippin the wood
Don't make me leggo

Pumpkin

THis fruit done set me off
Come meet the season's boss
Cuz if u trick or treatin w/o me, well hell, i'm at a loss
Who the gently caress give a poo poo a bout a tart rear end berry
Superfood my rear end u straight sour n smelly
Don't ever get in my belly
Get up out of my scones
Don't play like Caulkin
Don't get caught Home Alone
Ur whole post history just a bunch a "i'm gay"
So no real squash fear the Ocean Spray

# ? Nov 2, 2014 05:52

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# ? May 11, 2024 12:33

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Bwee posted:

i remember the movie "pagemaster"

quote this if you owned and used pagemaster pogs

# ? Nov 2, 2014 06:41

El Spider

spy vs spy

# ? Nov 2, 2014 11:28

Kazvall

The predator vs arnold

# ? Nov 2, 2014 15:50

tao of lmao

Los Lobos posted:

spy vs spy

# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:06

GEExCEE

Los Lobos posted:

spy vs spy

this was actually the inspiration for the popular film "8 Miles"

# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:16

FIX SIGNS: You're fucking great,
just do what you can.

g.g. allin vs. extreme elvis.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:21

WindmillSlayer

tumblr vs the personification of gender binary

# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:30

GEExCEE

In his farewell speech at the Truman Memorial Library, Secretary-General Kofi Annan called for an end to what he called "battle-rap diplomacy. "There are a lot of great ambassadors and delegates who feel intimidated by the pre-eminence of battle rap in the global community," Annan said. "Robert Guba Aisi has been representing Madagascar since 2002 but because he prefers to do most of his work writing and in the studio booth, he gets no respect when he comes to the UN. Araya Desta, Gert Rosenthal, Kodjo Menan - these are all names I bet none of you have heard of, because they don't freestyle. I am here to tell you that if we want to create a more just and equitable future for our children, to foster peace in the world, we must end this prevailing attitude of elitism."

# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:34