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Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:Doobie has showed up in the gay GBS video chats so it doesn't blow my mind that he would make in appearance in a Doobie thread. Here are some real questions for Doobie whenever he wakes up and comes back to lurk on the forums: 
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ThePutty posted:at least conquistador is better than gamergate discussion guess which one we'd rather have though
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Nov 9, 2014 11:13
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CrashCat posted:even gamergate discussion is better than a hundred pages of goatse, walls of text and yelling "WHY ARE YOU STILL POSTING PLEASE DIE" repeatedly no i think you'll find goatse is far more satisfying to the eyes than a post about gamergate is
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Nov 9, 2014 11:42
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CrashCat posted:even gamergate discussion is better than a hundred pages of goatse, walls of text and yelling "WHY ARE YOU STILL POSTING PLEASE DIE" repeatedly i would tattoo that man's anus on the back of my eyelids if it meant never reading another word about gamergate
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Nov 9, 2014 11:44
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dobbie where is the frog dog
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Nov 9, 2014 11:46
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Never seen Fetus Tree and Doobie in the same place. Just saying.
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Nov 9, 2014 11:58
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can everyone please be nice to doobie? i know you are supposed to be edgy, i know this, but contain yourselves
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Nov 9, 2014 11:59
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fake and gay
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Nov 9, 2014 12:15
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gas thread, ban "doob"
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Nov 9, 2014 12:15
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bollig posted:Never seen Fetus Tree and Doobie in the same place. Just saying. if you look at both of their post histories fetus tree disappears for 5 hours while fake doobie is posting and then reappears just after fake doobie stops this is a clear sign of corruption in gaming journalism
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Nov 9, 2014 12:21
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tbh, if i was going to fake it i would have just opened up another tab in incognito mode and posted concurrently on both accounts i disappeared because it was saturday night and i decided to leave the basement
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Nov 9, 2014 12:24
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ThePutty posted:if you look at both of their post histories fetus tree disappears for 5 hours while fake doobie is posting and then reappears just after fake doobie stops confirmed fetus tree is cucking doobie, like dem big jaw lines eh?
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Nov 9, 2014 12:25
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Fetus Tree posted:i disappeared because it was saturday night and i decided to leave the basement I think this is what people are struggling with; the most unbelievable part of the lie.
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Nov 9, 2014 12:42
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its time i came clean, i am actually the president of the united state. hello, my fellow american citizens. i have proof i am baracks obama. please feel free to ask me about anathing. thank you for your time.
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Nov 9, 2014 12:43
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Gunky Junket posted:I think this is what people are struggling with; the most unbelievable part of the lie. ok fine, i passed out drunk at like 7pm
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Nov 9, 2014 12:45
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:i would tattoo that man's anus on the back of my eyelids if it meant never reading another word about gamergate
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Nov 9, 2014 12:49
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this thread is gonna end with some twilight zone bullshit where we all realize each and every one of us is a conquistador alt
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Nov 9, 2014 12:52
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:because im here to make money not to give away food. fries are 28.00 a case.I HAVE to weigh them out to get the most for my dollar. there is only a few things that I can up sale to make up for small loses on other items. I don't make a lot on the hotdogs. and not a whole lot on a burger. I give 7 oz for an order. that is more than any one in this area gives. companys that give stupid amounts of fries like 5 guys, make up the lose on there burgers and drinks. This is stupid because you list fries at 4oz on your menu and 7 here, so you're probably a bogus account but let me give you a clue in case you are lurking. 5 guys makes a shitload of margin on fries. They take cheap potatoes and cut them without even peeling and sell a huge portion but at an inflated price. Your menu price is 1.80/4oz You said your food cost is 50%. Buy one of these for $100 or less and bolt it to the wall above your sink. http://www.walmart.com/ip/Prago-French-Fry-Cutter/14223924 Buy a 10lb bag of potatoes for $3. http://www.samsclub.com/sams/russet-potatoes-10lb/prod9230092.ip?navAction=push Put a 5 gallon bucket in sink, fill with cold water and cut fries from raw potatoes. Spray off cutter directly into sink for easy cleanup. Let sit refrigerated overnight, drain and fry once in the morning, you can then freeze your fries and they'll be ready in a minute like the crap you currently serve. Napkin math says using home cut, a $3 for 10lb bag(price would be cheaper if you bought a 50lb bag) would end up costing $.15 per 8oz serving. You just slashed your food cost and doubled your portions. Not only that, You can raise prices for a premium product. Keep you poo poo fries, make freshcut fries with some gimmick poo poo like sea salt or garlic mayo sauce and charge $2.50 or $3. See if anyone skimps out on an extra .50 when they can try your new pickins county haystack with garlic mayo or whatever you market the new fries as. If it doesn't pay off after a month drop them. You say your food cost is ~50% That is bogus. You should know the exact food cost of each item on your menu. Running without at least a half-assed number for each item is why your cost are so abysmal. You'll probably find that you are paying customers to eat some items if you do a detailed costing of your menu. Those items need to be dropped or reworked like the fry example or you'll never be able to pay yourself.
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Fetus Tree posted:ok fine, i passed out drunk at like 7pm Much more plausible! I believe you, Fetus Tree. <—[see, it's working already] Now, this bit you said just needs to rather end with the following... Fetus Tree posted:tbh, if i was going to fake it i would have just... ..wriggled around, groaned a bit, and said "oh god" a couple of times.
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Nov 9, 2014 12:55
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I live in Idaho so I can't eat at the alabma hot dog place
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Nov 9, 2014 13:04
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Pubic Lair posted:This is stupid because you list fries at 4oz on your menu and 7 here, so you're probably a bogus account but let me give you a clue in case you are lurking.  Is that you?But I was thinking the same thing when he was all like, boohoo 50% of my profit is spent on product. But I make 10k a month from rich alabama poo poo farmers  But it's ok, cause he has celebrities visting everyday   Blue On Blue fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Nov 9, 2014 |
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Nov 9, 2014 13:07
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More like clansmen.
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Nov 9, 2014 14:15
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did doobie ever post a pic?
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Nov 9, 2014 14:31
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Also "Doob" didn't seem to know Wayne's real first name, and kept sidestepping the question. Real Doob is more than happy to tell you his real first name and why he doesn't use it. That, along with the shift in "grammer and puntuation" halfway through makes me wonder if THE DOG HOUSE is fake. Still not 100% either way, though.
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Nov 9, 2014 14:43
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GAPO posted:Also "Doob" didn't seem to know Wayne's real first name, and kept sidestepping the question. Real Doob is more than happy to tell you his real first name and why he doesn't use it. That, along with the shift in "grammer and puntuation" halfway through makes me wonder if THE DOG HOUSE is fake. Still not 100% either way, though. Plus Doobie doesn't seem like the type of person to say tite
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Nov 9, 2014 14:47
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I call that proof pic bullshit. I bet you if you opened up the original you'd see it was made in photoshop. sorry but doob probably can't even crop in mspaint right based on his quality pics he posts on facebook.
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great job everyone! Thanks again Wayne. Stop on by any time.
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