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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > teach me how to program yospos
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Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

big scary monsters posted:

programming is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman, OP

hth

6 second programming contest

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

big scary monsters posted:

programming is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman, OP

hth

is this why all programmers are really bad at programming?

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

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sorry if this has been accessed I haven't read the thread but what does #include do?


could it be a security issue?

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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FrozenVent posted:

sorry if this has been accessed I haven't read the thread but what does #include do?


could it be a security issue?

wish this thread didn't #include <yourposts>

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Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

to program you send different combinations of 1's and 0's to the main computer chip, the CPU. 110101010 might mean "display a green pixel at coordinate 40,520 and 1010101000101 might mean "play default beep"

you can then make writing these combos of 1's and 0's easier with human words. that's a programming language. so displayCat(id); could mean the combination 1010 (display) 101010101010101011001 (cat picture) 10101010110101010011001111010101011110101011010101011110101010110101011010111101 (cat id that renders appropriate cat. in this case it's 3498)

so all those 1's and 0's of the cat id is actually instructions to draw the cat photo on the screen. what would you rather write? displayCat(3498); or 101010101010101010101100110101010110101010011001111010101011110101011010101011110101010110101011010111101? the computer language that you can create will make it so much easier because it's a language that's easier for humans to understand

wow this is hard. maybe i should just be an idea guy

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Tin Gang
Sep 27, 2007

Tin Gang posted:

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Farecoal posted:

wow this is hard. maybe i should just be an idea guy

I recommend analog computing

1 = 1
2 = 11
3 = 111
etc

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