Where would you work?

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Irritated Goat: Mar 12, 2005; This post is pathetic.

If you were given the ability to work at ANY company as your chosen profession, which company would it be? If there's a good reason besides :10bux:

then why?

I am torn between Disney and Valve. Disney has always been a big part of my life. I grew up on Disney World trips and still love it all to this day.

Valve is a pretty easy answer: This says it all. I love the structure of the company.

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JEEVES420: Feb 16, 2005; The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Hate to break it to you but Disney generally treats their employees like poo poo. All of the ones I worked with have been miserable and outwardly rude due to it. Granted I have only worked with TV engineers and sys/net engineers.

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Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

What company would pay me to drink tea and screw around on the internet all day? That one. Whatever company that is.

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B.H. Facials: May 9, 2011; "Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

Getting paid to shoot and review guns would be pretty cool.

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GelatinSkeleton: May 31, 2013

B.H. Facials posted:

Getting paid to shoot and review guns would be pretty cool.

This except i'd shoot the guns into you and review how brutally you were slaughtered.
1,000,000 an hour

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B.H. Facials: May 9, 2011; "Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

GelatinSkeleton posted:

This except i'd shoot the guns into you and review how brutally you were slaughtered.
1,000,000 an hour

Oh you tease you. :bigtran:

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GelatinSkeleton: May 31, 2013

B.H. Facials posted:

Oh you tease you. :bigtran:

Getting teased is part of growing up. A part of brutally dying in a hilarious fashion is to be blown apart by rpgs and grenad launchers

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Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Myself.

Serious answer.

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RabbitWizard: Oct 21, 2008; Muldoon

Boston Dynamics as a stress tester. Without having to document my findings, because someone else does the paperwork. I just ~~wreck~~ stress test the stuff they come up with. I could see myself kicking the BigDog all day.

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symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

PC Gamer magazine. Would combine both my love of online gaming with my career field (Communications/Journalism).

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Gaz2k21: Sep 1, 2006; MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Tiggum posted:

What company would pay me to drink tea and screw around on the internet all day? That one. Whatever company that is.

That's pretty much every job I've had since I was 21.....sure there's occasionally some actual work but it's a small price to pay.

These days I'd like to work for whatever company allows me the most time off

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spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Are they hiring at the tits factory ?

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