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THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
if you dont like dragon age 3, youre smart and handsome and strong


i will review the game honestlym and without bias, after playing for 2 hours

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
the fact that it's been three games and you can't romance a fat chick is something I'm surprised that nobody is up in arms about.

Like the crazed whales that frequent the bioware boards would give Ahab a run for his money.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
to david gaider , a fat woman is the same as a dwarf, and he doesnt want that poo poo

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

I am going to get it as well. The story looks like it is for retards, but people who care about games in story is a retard to begin with so,

Plebian Parasite fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Nov 12, 2014

Ragg
Apr 27, 2003

<The Honorable Badgers>
There's no reason to play this game when there's Shadow Isaac's epic Dragon Age Inquisition LP coming up. Don't spoil it for yourself.

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


Good lcuk

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
I am going to buy it too probably because I am such a sucker for Origins but I really wish they'd stop making games with babby difficulty, op.

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
i bought it

some good reviews and i like dragon age and the quicklook of this

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDanX-beShQ

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

I remember seeing a video of the combat and it looked really bad. It was beta footage though, or something.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
I tried to play Dragon Age 1 and 2 and got bored and stopped playing with both, maybe I'll beat the third one

Probably not though

The cinematic trailer thing looked pretty kewl though

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

I liked Origins and DA2 was real real loving bad, but i'm willing to give Inquisition a shot

This is my detailed and nuanced opinion on Dragon Ages, thank you for reading

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
dragon age is freakin' win. what is there not to like about banging hot elf dudes and sarcastic witty dialogue?

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Gobblecoque posted:

dragon age is freakin' win. what is there not to like about banging hot elf dudes and sarcastic witty dialogue?

If you have a short attention span, like me

3 guys to micromanage is so many

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Is there a haughty bitch character who secretly wants to be dominated by my handsome rogue. If not I don't really want to play this.

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

Ragg posted:

There's no reason to play this game when there's Shadow Isaac's epic Dragon Age Inquisition LP coming up. Don't spoil it for yourself.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Ibram Gaunt posted:

Is there a haughty bitch character who secretly wants to be dominated by my handsome rogue. If not I don't really want to play this.
she wants to be dominated by a strong qunari actually

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
How many people can you drive to suicide in Dragon Age? THe highlight for me of the Mass Effect series was how many people killed themselves because Shepard made them

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
good luck, op.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Can you still program your companions to do cast spells automatically and poo poo?

edit: well the giant bomb quick look answered that for me. Looks like there's even fewer options than the first game somehow.

4 inch cut no femmes fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Nov 13, 2014

Sizup
Nov 25, 2008


does origin (the platform, not the game which does in fact own) still suck rear end or what

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Sizup posted:

does origin (the platform, not the game which does in fact own) still suck rear end or what

Origin isn't very good but it's not aggressively horrible.

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

Sizup posted:

does origin (the platform, not the game which does in fact own) still suck rear end or what

It's gotten a lot better and it gives out free games. I don't really know anything else about it because I never use it.

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

It throttles my net real bad when downloading stuff

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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wikipedia says that it has received "critical acclaim" so far

DICKHEAD
Jul 29, 2003

Ragg posted:

There's no reason to play this game when there's Shadow Isaac's epic Dragon Age Inquisition LP coming up. Don't spoil it for yourself.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Ragg posted:

There's no reason to play this game when there's Shadow Isaac's epic Dragon Age Inquisition LP coming up. Don't spoil it for yourself.

Tezzeract
Dec 25, 2007

Think I took a wrong turn...

THE PENETRATOR posted:

if you dont like dragon age 3, youre smart and handsome and strong


i will review the game honestlym and without bias, after playing for 2 hours

how did you know my reviewing method

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Ragg posted:

There's no reason to play this game when there's Shadow Isaac's epic Dragon Age Inquisition LP coming up. Don't spoil it for yourself.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

good lechuck

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

I too am going to buy dragon age because I want to be a lightsaber mage

please send help

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SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Stores should start getting their copies delivered today, and im sure some dumb rear end 7.50/hr high school kid is going to stock them without reading the big rear end warning on the box.

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