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SnotGrumble: Jun 4, 2003; All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

Take the candy bar. If the shopkeeper gives you lip, punch him in the mouth and spit on him.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 05:45

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Schnedwob: Feb 28, 2014; my legs are okay

SnotGrumble posted:

Take the candy bar. If the shopkeeper gives you lip, punch him in the mouth and spit on him.

now THAT'S moxie

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:48

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

take

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:50

Fucker: Jan 4, 2013

I took the bar and put it in my pocket.

quote:

That's right, my life of crime began with a cheap candy bar. I don't even remember what kind it was. The three of us tried to walk quickly out of the store, but Mr. Dwyer stopped the door from opening with one thick hairy arm. I think the old man knew what we were up to from the beginning.
(Streetwise +10 and Alexis Relationship +5)

"You think you can steal from me?" he spat. "You stay here, I'm calling the cops!"

I begged and pleaded for him to not call the police.
We waited for the police to arrive.
We pushed our way past Mr. Dwyer and ran off.

thanks for the epic sig el spider

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:53

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

cheese it, it's the feds

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:54

CaptainFish: Mar 31, 2011; It's Psy-Crow my mortal Enemy! I swear my soily vengeance upon him and his fowl ilk!

You gotta push.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 07:32

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

run for it

# ? Nov 15, 2014 08:15

Mach2: Feb 28, 2014

THE PENETRATOR posted:

cheese it, it's the feds

# ? Nov 15, 2014 14:16

Fucker: Jan 4, 2013

We pushed our way past Mr. Dwyer and ran off.

quote:

The shopkeeper was probably too surprised to even react. I remember my shoulder digging into his soft gut and his angry shouts as he fell to the ground. We got out of there so quickly that the cops didn't even get a chance to try to chase us.
(Fighting +5)

The most popular sport in my school was lacrosse. It was a brutal game where the players had to be fast and tough. Although the sticks were supposed to be used to catch the ball, they were more often used to bludgeon your opponents' legs and take them out of the game when the refs weren't looking. The fact that the team was co-ed didn't seem to stop the violence, although some of the guys weren't as rough against the girls.

I was the star player.
I was the team strategist.
I was just another player on the team.
I played, but spent most of my time helping those who got injured.
I never played.

thanks for the epic sig el spider

# ? Nov 15, 2014 15:05

Mach2: Feb 28, 2014

Strategist, naturally. Gotta go from rags to riches, mobilizing a mafiette army

# ? Nov 15, 2014 15:11

CaptainFish: Mar 31, 2011; It's Psy-Crow my mortal Enemy! I swear my soily vengeance upon him and his fowl ilk!

Be the star player if that means basically being a goon or enforcer. Don't play if it doesn't mean that.

# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:39

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Mach2: Feb 28, 2014

You're not getting away with letting this thread go to second page, Mr. Fucker.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 05:14

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