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by a beam of heavenly light

they probably spent weeks trying to get the devil dick chop physics just right

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cg supervisor: no, no, no, satan's dick isn't falling naturally at all! have you even SEEN a devil get his dick chopped off? do it again!

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windmillslayer applied to be a mo-cap model for the film

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haha, yeah. i bet they did do that. i bet they did

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i heard cg is less effective than practical special effects maybe they just wanted to use cg for the beam of light

playground tough
mgh = (1/2)m(v^2)

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friendly craig posted:

haha, yeah. i bet they did do that. i bet they did

they unquestionably did

a crop of bright young CG artists, straight out of college. they think they're going to be doing the next sci fi action thriller. then they see the storyboard. satan's dick, chopped off. a dick made of lava, the size of a bus, plummeting toward the ruined streets of LA. ok, boys, fire up maya and get to work

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"You came home late again last night! You think I can't hear you sneaking in?"

"I had to work late! It's Satan's dick! It still won't render right! I think we made it too veiny."

"Well, you can tell [air quotes] 'Satan's dick' that the two of you will be able to spend a LOT more time together! I'm moving out!"

"Baby, wait, please! I'm telling the truth!"

"Give my regards to 'Satan's dick!'"

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by sebmojo

forums enthusiast posted:

the devils dilz

haha

A Spider Covets


what about the devildong in that dante's inferno game. someone animated it flopping around. they were paid to do that. how much money do you think they made? i bet it was sinful.

playground tough
since satans dick is high in the air you can say 'im higher than satans cock', next time you smoke weed. try it out

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Jett posted:

"You came home late again last night! You think I can't hear you sneaking in?"

"I had to work late! It's Satan's dick! It still won't render right! I think we made it too veiny."

"Well, you can tell [air quotes] 'Satan's dick' that the two of you will be able to spend a LOT more time together! I'm moving out!"

"Baby, wait, please! I'm telling the truth!"

"Give my regards to 'Satan's dick!'"

lol;

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Pineapple Express also contains a devil dick reference. what is Seth rogan REALLY teaching our children? tonight, on Fox News at 10

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satans satanic smile fades slowly from his ghastly appearance and turns into a gruesome expression as the ray of heavenly power slices his diabolical dong, in an manner that can only be described as unnecessarily precise, in half

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Humans Among Us posted:

unnecessarily precise

well do ya think god would mess it up? no. he'd do it perfectly. he's god. duh!

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actually, a bunch of koreans proabably had the work outsourced to them.

I.N.R.I
and they cant see very rwell because of their werid eyes lLOL

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I.N.R.I posted:

and they cant see very rwell because of their werid eyes lLOL

i hope they get better

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