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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

that is the most precariously placed TV ever

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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

that is the most precariously placed TV ever

Next year Mr Man is getting a TV stand.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

that is the most precariously placed TV ever
Seriously. It's one six pack and a fumble recovery to touchdown away from being in a dumpster.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Pull the worm out of the box, I got it for you because it looks like an edible double-sided dildo. That way you can stick one end up your rear end, the other in your mouth, and do your best to recreate that spaghetti scene in lady and the tramp.

Enjoy the beer, ninkasi's an awesome brewery.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Slim Pickens posted:

Pull the worm out of the box, I got it for you because it looks like an edible double-sided dildo. That way you can stick one end up your rear end, the other in your mouth, and do your best to recreate that spaghetti scene in lady and the tramp.

Enjoy the beer, ninkasi's an awesome brewery.

lmbo

Mister Man
Nov 22, 2006

IWHBYD...

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

that is the most precariously placed TV ever

Hahaha yeah it really is. But now that football season is over I don't really need an extra football tv. Firstworldproblems.txt

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Mister Man posted:

Hahaha yeah it really is. But now that football season is over I don't really need an extra football tv. Firstworldproblems.txt

Ehem. We still get to watch the Ducks win the natty championship and the Packers win the super bowl tyvm.

Mister Man
Nov 22, 2006

IWHBYD...

USMC503 posted:

Ehem. We still get to watch the Ducks win the natty championship and the Packers win the super bowl tyvm.

But that can all go on the main tv 2 feet to the right.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
So my gift got in today. Downside is I'm in Hawaii now.

If it's something alive let me know and the parents ( super chill peeps totally cool with opening a box of dildos) will free them.

If not, it's getting on a slow boat to Hawaii when I get an address! Unless it's radioactive. It's not radioactive right?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

There's nothing in there that could die or explode. But the jar of semen might spoil.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Fister Roboto posted:

There's nothing in there that could die or explode. But the jar of semen might spoil.
It's already dead, isn't it?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Spicy Guacamole posted:

It's already dead, isn't it?

That depends. Are you Catholic?

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
So Cole, who was my secret satan is now probated. Great. What's the ULTIMATE DEADLINE? If he doesn't come through, can I choose his av?

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

The Rules
[*]By signing up you are agreeing to participate. There is nothing shittier that going in on a Secret Santa and not getting anything. :siren:If your person hasn't received their gift by the drop dead date below you're getting banned.:siren:

1/16/2014: Drop dead date. If your giftee hasn't received anything by this date you're getting banned.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

rip in piss cole

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
drat it, Cole.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
It's all good. Cole and I have worked out an agreement. No need for a ban.








For now....









Here's some rear end

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Well played Shim, it's like you know me :3:


Pics to follow later.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
With the exception of Cole (shock) has anyone else not gotten the Xmas goodie?

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

With the exception of Cole (shock) has anyone else not gotten the Xmas goodie?

Ban Cole imo

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
:buddy:

I knew this package was going to be special when I saw this:



He didn't wink :sigh:

Behold: Throb



Trip report to follow. I'm sure my right hand will be thrilled with the results :getin:

THROB



THROB

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
pls take before and after pics

use a dime or something for scale tia

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
:wink:

Hoping to double size to 2"


It would be nice to actually play just the tip

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Cole's good. He already told me what he's sending. Dude had to move after all.

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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
I was hoping that the guy would have a facial tick or some kinda palsy.

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