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Showering After a long and hard day of posting on the forums, every goon and goonette might probably find out they're actually quite dirty and sweaty, and maybe stinks like a motherfucker. That's when you take a shower. In order to shower properly, you'll actually need a shower! There's plenty types of showers out there, so if you need one, go outside and look for one. (Contrary to popular belief, wild ones can not be tamed.)  This is what a shower cabinet looks like When you've undressed (this is important) and gotten inside the shower (this is also important!) you'll want to turn on the shower by turning the water knob to the left (usually). Then, adjust the temperature to a level that feels right to you (be careful not to turn the temperature knob too much). Add shampoo and other kinds of stuff, rinse and repeat if you are excessively dirty, and voilą; you are now showering! Remember to not eat any of the soap. Avoid rubbing your eyes when washing the shampoo off of your hair. When you are done, turn off the shower, step outside and dry yourself with a towel. You are now (hopefully) clean, and ready for more posting. Some quick tips: quote:- Shower every second or third day. Shower facts: quote:- 90% of all mexicans shower each day |
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second or third day? 0_o |
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Nov 27, 2014 09:37
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i took two showers today |
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Nov 27, 2014 09:37
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Gross Dude posted:i took two showers today Did you know, a lot of skin problems stem from humanity being -too- clean? And that you can save tons of money in the long run by showering less than twice every day?
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Nov 27, 2014 09:42
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This thread is to help you all get your showering routines straight.
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Nov 27, 2014 09:42
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Tru story I used to be super obsessed with being ~sparkly clean~ and would shower two, three times daily. Well, my skin started drying out and I started getting weird skin lesions. I cut back my showers to every other day (though I do rinse after pool and gym) and hairwashing to twice a week. Feels pretty good. And I don't have nasty splotches anymore. Stripping your body's natural oils causes your body to freak the hell out. This is why people use moisturizer. Grease yoself. ---------------- |
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Nov 27, 2014 09:48
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i shower before work, because i don't want to be all smelly after sleeping, and i shower after the gym |
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Nov 27, 2014 09:48
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Gross Dude posted:i shower before work, because i don't want to be all smelly after sleeping, and i shower after the gym gross, dude!  LMAO
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Nov 27, 2014 10:02
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if i shower before bed how will all the ladiez smell my sick Old Spice body wash fragrances
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Nov 27, 2014 10:29
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Gain 20 Pounds posted:if i shower before bed how will all the ladiez smell my sick Old Spice body wash fragrances Swallow it
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Nov 27, 2014 10:39
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just how far should I extend my taint when making sure there's no mites
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake |
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Nov 27, 2014 10:42
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cute anime girl posted:After a long and hard day of posting on the forums, every goon and goonette might probably find out they're actually quite dirty and sweaty, and maybe stinks like a motherfucker. That's when you take a shower. 
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Nov 27, 2014 10:56
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cute anime girl posted:In order to shower properly, you'll actually need a shower!
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Nov 27, 2014 10:57
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It's good that you are able to read my advice, Sir John Feelgood
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Nov 27, 2014 10:57
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holyshit not showering daily is just loving disgusting |
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Nov 27, 2014 12:32
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I shower every month and my mum never complains about it |
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Nov 27, 2014 13:16
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ulvir posted:holyshit not showering daily is just loving disgusting  it's really not a big deal, i shower maybe every second or third day unless i get real dirty, and ladies and professional colleagues generally like medifferent ppls bodies produce sweat etc differently tho, i really barely sweat even when i bike to work |
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Nov 27, 2014 15:07
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ty for the advice op I'll try this... "Show-ring" thing Is this similar to what ppl call "bathe"? |
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Nov 27, 2014 15:08
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Yes. Though, bathing is for the goon with time, and is more comfortable.
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Nov 27, 2014 15:12
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Thank you for making my BYOB experience educational, OP. |
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Nov 27, 2014 16:24
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showering every other day is fine, especially in the winter. I end up only showering after gym days, and not showering during rest days
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Nov 27, 2014 16:41
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cute anime girl posted:Yes. short little man spotted |
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Nov 27, 2014 16:51
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I find showers comfier than baths, in a bath I feel like I'm drowning and there's no way to escape the heat, and i'm swimming in my own filth, plus it's harder to wash my hair. If I'm too hot in the shower I can step out for a bit, turn the temp down or something, and getting all washed and clean is easy and satisfying. Shaving my legs is a little harder tho |
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Nov 27, 2014 19:46
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i once tasted some lime flavoured shower gel, it didn't taste like lime at all another time it was mint shower gel... same problem as before overall would NOT recommend tasting shower gel that smells like it might taste nice, it is only to deceive you!!
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Nov 27, 2014 20:08
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i strnogly suggest a removeable shower head so you can clean your butte crack
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Nov 27, 2014 20:09
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smoobles posted:i strnogly suggest a removeable shower head so you can clean your butte crack I, the OP, agree I like stuff. All of it. |
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Nov 27, 2014 20:41
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CornBrick posted:I, the OP, agree please update op with this valuable info regarding butte crackes ---------------- |
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Nov 27, 2014 21:07
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another useful tip regarding buttes: if you do not have a shower head you can ask your fellow gym shower bros to "spot" one for you 
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Nov 27, 2014 21:11
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Chill la Chill posted:another useful tip regarding buttes: if you do not have a shower head you can ask your fellow gym shower bros to "spot" one for you dont do this, this is how you cna catch the butt aids ---------------- |
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Nov 27, 2014 21:12
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smoobles posted:i strnogly suggest a removeable shower head so you can clean your butte crack This is so good in the morning. Early morning crack cleans are the best |
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Nov 27, 2014 21:26
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my butte crack has been letting off steam ever since I had a burger with a couple of mates a few hours ago |
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Nov 27, 2014 21:29
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Who gets in the shower before turning it on and adjusting the temperature? Yeah I just like to stand here and alternate freezing loving cold and scalding heat until I'm dead or the temperature is just right. |
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Nov 27, 2014 21:36
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smoobles posted:dont do this, this is how you cna catch the butt aids I do not have the butt aids, just be safe Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Nov 27, 2014 21:38
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Theglavwen posted:Who gets in the shower before turning it on and adjusting the temperature? yeah I adjust the temp knob before turning on the water, and then wait till the water feels just right before entering. some may call it wasteful, but they're usually just tree huggers anyway |
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Nov 27, 2014 22:40
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Theglavwen posted:Who gets in the shower before turning it on and adjusting the temperature? I have a good idea of where the ideal position for the knobs are, and then I adjust it a little before jumping in. It only takes a minute to get the water to the right temperature anyway. |
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Nov 27, 2014 22:50
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peeing in the shower saves time and water
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Nov 27, 2014 22:52
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peeing actually wastes water |
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